Do clowns taste funny when you eat them?

Answer 1

It all depends on whether your clown is frozen or fresh, a battery clown or free range. I heard that corn fed clown is good but can be a little dry so make sure you have a sauce. I recommend a BBQ or a cheese sauce.

Above all enjoy.

Answer 2

HEY...everybody else...ZIP it!!!
This is SERIOUS!!!

Now, The soft parts are much funnier than the crunchy inner parts.
You know, you could break a tooth when you get down to the center of a clown and that would be a tragedy. But tradgedy is the basis of much comedy, so it is sort of a funny taste. but still not as funny as the soft outer parts.
Oh... do avoid the red nose, shoes, and hair.
They get stuck in your teeth like popcorn.

Answer 3

i always found that the rubber nose was a bit bitter, so i suggest you saute it in some onions, and then let the big lips simmer for about 15 minutes on a low flame, now the shoes, you might want to puree them in the blender for a little, and then add a little thyme. by the way, you may be a little ab-normal for wanting to eat clowns, maybe you should think about politicians

Answer 4

Why would you eat clowns? They aren't funny at all to begin with just scary and retarded looking.

Answer 5

Yes, kind of like eating Sharp Cheddar Cheese.

Answer 6

Macy was a serial killer who was also a clown at children's birthday patries until the police found a bunch of bodies buried in his basement.

Answer 7

They taste like Chuckles. Sweeeeeet!

Answer 8

you eat clowns? now that's funny

Answer 9

They taste like rubber chicken.

Answer 10

Not really, they taste like a cross between chicken and turkey. I must say though, They are nose-honking good!!!!!