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whats sad is that 3 out of 4 grown ups get three out of 4 wrongbut in the case of toddlers 3 out of 4 questions are answered right.
1.how do you fit an elephant in a refridgerator?
2.how do you fit a giraffe in a refridgerator?
3.if all the animals in the junle have a meeting,wich one is absent?
4.how do you get across an alligator infested lake?

pull the qustions together like a book to get answers.
Ill tell you when someone wins.

2006-07-14 11:55:36 · 24 answers · asked by paper_mario_2_rocks 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Julie.B got it first. your 10 points will show up tomorrow,but you can answer for fun.if you explain more I might choose you.

2006-07-14 12:10:02 · update #1

24 answers

1. open the fridge, put the elephant in..then close the fridge.

2. open the fridge again, remove the elephant and put in the giraffe. close the fridge.

3. The giraffe is missing, it's in the fridge.

4. Just walk across the lake, there will be no alligators..they're all at the meeting.

2006-07-14 12:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

Today I went to the store and bought two big refidgerators, one was big enough for an elephant, the other was big enough for a giraffe, very tall and big fridges. I then went to the zoo and got myself some food for the elephant (peanuts of course) and for the giraffe. I put some food inside the refridgerators and put them inside the repsepctive cages. I came back at dinner time and found the refridgerators empty. The smart animals had taken the food out and refused to get into the cold dark boxes. I decided that elephants and giraffes are meant to live in hot climes and that cool refridgerators were just so wrong for them, and I gave up. Elephants and giraffes don't go in refridgerators.

The day before yesterday I began to think what a junle is. And did any animals live there? So I thought it might be a word for jungle, and lots of animals like insects and stuff live in the jungle. But so do humans, and we don't tend to like many of the animals in the jungle. And I think man would be arrogant enought to think he didn't need to go to the meeting.

And by chance, I had to get across an aligator infested lake. I began to wonder how the aligators got i a lake seeing as I thought they lived in salt water, not the fresh water of a lake. But I forgot all that when I realised I could walk round it. Or just give up and go and sit in the elephant shaped fridge.
Or even find the little plastic elephants that I found in my freezer.

2006-07-14 12:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by scaryclairy 4 · 0 0

1.how do you fit an elephant in a refridgerator?
answer : open the door and put the elephant in. duh.

2.how do you fit a giraffe in a refridgerator?
aswer:open the door and put him in.right.
.
3.if all the animals in the junle have a meeting,wich one is absent?
aswer:the giraffe won't be there because he's in the refrigerator

4.how do you get across an alligator infested lake?
answer:just swim because the alligators are a the meeting

2006-07-14 12:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0 0

1. Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.
2. Take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
3. The giraffe, he's still in the fridge.
4. Swim, the alligators are at the meeting.

2006-07-14 12:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by BK Randy 3 · 0 0

1. Open the fridge, put the elephant in.
2. Open the fridge,& pull the elephant out, & push the giraffe in.
3. The giraffe will be absent, because he's locked in the fridge.
4. Walk across the lake when it is dry Or.

Why afraid of allegators? They are mere accusers. Inside the lake they're powerless & not to be dreaded.

Swim Across to the opposite shore!

2006-07-21 06:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1) Open the door and put it in.
2) Open the door, take out the elephant, and put in the giraffe.
3) The giraffe.
4) Just swim across, the alligators are at the jungle meeting.

2006-07-14 12:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0 0

Here is just a guess:

1: Elephant in a fridge: Open the door and put him in.
2: Giraffe in fridge: Tell elephant to move over, put giraffe inside fridge as well.
3: Who is absent?: Elephant and Giraffe
4. Across the gator infested lake: Swim, Gators are at meeting.

2006-07-14 12:00:28 · answer #7 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 1 0

you open up the fridge and you try to squeeze the elephant into the fridge. Next you close the door. A little bit later you removve the elephant from the fridge and placce the girafe in the fridge. You then close the fridge. At the meeting the girafe is absent because you never removed it from the fridge. you get across the alligator infested lake by either getting in a boat or swiming across becuase all of the alligators are at th meeting which is presently going on.

2006-07-14 15:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by peachy_keen817 2 · 0 0

1)put the elephant in the refridgerator
2)TAKE THE ELEPHENTE OUT AND PUT THE GIRAFF IN
3)the giraff because he is in the refrigadator
4)just swim across the river because the alligators are st the meeting

2006-07-14 12:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by tink 2 · 0 0

1. Open the door put him in.
2. Open the door put him in.
3. The Elephant and Giraffe.
4. They are at the meeting so swim.

2006-07-14 12:11:40 · answer #10 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0 0

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