AND WHERE WAS MY CUT OF THE MONEY?
2006-07-14 11:43:32 · 18 answers · asked by Valkyrie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I mean, jack was a fat ***. She wouldn't have pushed him down without my help.
2006-07-14 11:51:57 · update #1
NO, i couldn't push Jill down if i wanted to, she was pretty fat.
2006-07-14 12:22:54 · update #2
You have a good sense of humor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-14 11:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by Sexy Lady E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jill pushed Jack down the hill to run off with humpty dumpty, the fat old guy with buckets of money.
2006-07-14 11:46:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went up to nob hill to buy some bottled water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill filed a multi-million dollar law suit after.
All the kings horses and all the kings men
and every court document since say that he fell.
2006-07-14 11:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by Leather M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jill pushed Jack because he was on smack. She wanted to go roll with Ole King Cole cause he had all the money.
2006-07-14 12:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No jack and jill went up the hill and it was not to get any water.
2006-07-14 11:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no actually Jack got shot by Will and Jill said to Will "Can i, Jill, have a $100 bill? and Jill promised u a $50 bill which she owes you.
2006-07-14 11:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not right. My brother is a friend to the both of them. They currently live in San Antonio, Texas and are twins. Ironically, yes, they live on a hill and at the bottom is a beautiful limestone designed fountain shaped like a well. They are so handsome and beautiful it's hard to believe these two never got married. Hmmmm?
2006-07-14 12:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no,jack and jill went up the hill and jill noticed that jack cheated on her so she pushed jack down the hill and she relised he still loved him,so jill went tumblin down tryna screw jack
2006-07-14 11:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by justice m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jack and jill
went up the hill
stupid jill forgot her pill
annd now they have a son.
2006-07-14 11:47:29 · answer #9 · answered by filthymaddog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, jack tried to push jill and jill got the jump on him!
2006-07-14 11:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because jill wa- wait! Why am I dropping this time in this stupid fairy tale that I realized in pre-college. in case you ask yet another question like that i'm gonna push you down a hill.
2016-12-06 11:46:04 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋