Why do Americans make me want to puke?

Answer 1

Probably for the same reasons most of them want to make ME (as a natural born American citizen) want to puke...too many do-gooder, busybody, we-can-save-the-whole-friggin planet types living here. America needs to keep its fat nose out of other countries' business and worry about our own. I'm really, truly sorry if there are starving children in Ethiopia, or miserable, abused women in Iraq, or too many refuges in Somalia, but you know what...we have enough problems of our own...let's worry about ourselves, and leave them alone, hmm? Maybe then people won't hate us as much.

Answer 2

Maybe your digestive system has a problem when you ingest the Americans of which you speak. May I suggest you:

1 - Not eat so many at one time?
2 - See a gastroenterologist for possible ulcers and/or allergies
related to such cuisine?
3 - Make sure you are ingesting them in the proper orifice, IE, it is highly recommended you put food in your mouth first which, to make a long lecture short, is then properly digested normally rather than as I suspect in your case you start at the wrong end of the digestion process, as, by your question, I detect you conduct a large portion of your life repeating this same process. May I infuse your problem is not puking but dyslectics, you know, the problem of thinking you are doing things the right way, however, unbeknown to you, you are doing things BASSACKWARDS!!! gET IT? See how I just gave you an example? I did not capitalize the first letter at the beginning of a sentence yet then capitalized the rest? There is hope for you because your Mother didn't eat you at birth, some animals practice this ritual but it seems you must be an American because you probably would have made her puke! They say it's hereditary.

Answer 3

You know, I really DON'T know...why DO Americans make you want to puke? All of America is waiting, on baited breath, to hear your answer. In fact, I cannot imagine living another hour without your sharing your infinite wisdom with ignorant Americans. But then, you must understand that we Americans have not had the great advantage of exposure to your magnificent culture. And, it must be noted that we Americans are suffering from the chemicals contained in underarm deodorant...chemicals I am quite sure your culture has not been exposed to. Peace and love, baby. Oh, and one more thing...you certainly do have a way with words! In fact, my mind is boggled with your control of the English language. Please do not go away..your ?Questions? have been the most fun I have had here in a week. I fear that many people here are taking you far too seriously. Keep it up.

Answer 4

I honestly doubt that meeting an American person will cause stomach acid and undigested food to come spewing out of your mouth. However, I do not doubt that you don't approve of our wasteful, careless, "Oh, it's not our problem" style. Guess what? Not all Americans approve, either. Also, there are hardly any true "Americans" in the country of the USA. More than half are immigrants, probably including some from your nation. Good day.

Answer 5

Because you've obviously only encountered the puke inducing few of us. Why do I suddenly want to throw up? I'll answer that one myself. Because you are an arrogant pig that judges one nation by a few people, or a few celebrities, or whoever you are judging this off of. This is what we call racism and is looked down on in most societies, including ours.

Answer 6

Um, weak stomach?
Seriously, how dare you lump all Americans together. It's like saying all Arabs, or all Jews, or all Blacks ... it's totally narrow-minded crap, there, son.
Try talking to a bunch of different Americans. You will find that we are not a monolithic, ideologically lock-stepped pack of wolves, despite what you may believe right now.
Grow a brain. Accept that nations comprise individuals and individuals cannot be treated as "a group."
You will find that this is a far more accurate world view.

Answer 7

Because Americans bombed Iraq

Answer 8

Because you are too ignorant to figure out that all 300 million Americans are not the same. We're the 3rd most populous nation of the planet jackass. Are all the people in your country the same?

Answer 9

Why do Americans make me want to puke?

cuz you got punched in the gizzard by a redneck!

Answer 10

I would venture to say because our c-o-c-k-s are bigger than what you are used to sucking on and it gags you till you want to puke but you can not stop sucking it long enough to puke since you love having it in your mouth so much.