1. Repent and really mean it
2. Tell your friend to kill you
3. Repent for telling him that and really mean it
4. Your friend kills you
5. Your friend repents and really means it
6. Your friend tells his friend to kill him
7. Your friend repents for saying that
8. Your friend's friend kills your friend
9. Your friend's friend repents and really means is so, he goes to heaven too
ALL OF YOU CAN BE HAPPY IN HEAVEN HAVING FUN, RIGHT?
Note: Im an Atheist just having a little fun
My pic http://www.listentocharlie.com
2006-07-14 10:49:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if the bible is true........................
2006-07-14 10:52:29 · answer #1 · answered by Laura B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could tell you I thought that was funny but I can't. I would be lying and that is a sin.
Why don't you drop the pretense and join the ones in God's family without a lot of nonsense. You don't know what fun is until you follow Jesus' teachings. If this is the only fun you have I will definitely pray for you. Jesus loves you and would love to have you as a follower. You gain hope, faith, love, and lose nothing. And all of this talk about getting into heaven. If you truly are an atheist then why talk about something you don't believe in? By the way who are you going to repent to if you don't believe in God? Sorry Charlie.
2006-07-14 18:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by racam_us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We God fearing people really envy u atheist.We believe in God and so we think about Him less coz we dont have to prove ourselves.
But u people just to prove that there is no God u keep thinking about HIM all the time.
But i would say keep thinking with a concept that there is GOD and that u need to know more about HIM.This alone is the way to be in heaven with GOD
2006-07-14 17:56:17 · answer #3 · answered by ammi n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had me going there for a few seconds.
Good one.
Proves it again.
Atheists are atheists because they give religion / the bible more thought then so called Christians.
Amen.
2006-07-14 17:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by r_e_a_l_miles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO NO NO the only way to get to heaven is confessing with your heart that jesus is the one and true God and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead....
2006-07-14 18:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! You're right, it totally highlights the ridiculous man-made doctrines of the bible.
2006-07-14 17:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem with your plan is that God judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.
2006-07-14 17:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by happygirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christians: don't throw your pearls before swine. spend time where it will count, not in defense. we have too much serious work to do.
2006-07-14 18:01:32 · answer #8 · answered by litesoul2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a little fun with this:
http://www.chick.com/information/general/salvation.asp
Ya, your pic is just peachy.
2006-07-14 17:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Red neck 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*ahem* that's an extreme bikini wax, charlie!
The theory works, until it gets to me, or someone I like. Then it doesn't work for me any more.
2006-07-14 17:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell ya what..try it and let us know how things turn out.
2006-07-14 17:52:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋