The nurse in a doctors office, tells the doctor that there is an invisible man in the waiting room. The docotr tells her..."tell him I can't see him now."
2006-07-14 10:44:16 · 10 answers · asked by loufedalis 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The nurse went back and told the man she was not sure if she was talking behind his back about him , but she was sorry anyway, and she also told him what the doctor said.
The invisible man said "tell the doctor i will pay him $5000 cash. They are after me " and the doctor said " it's okay, i can hear you Sir, please come through"...
2006-07-14 10:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a family is franticly waiting for word on how their loved one is doing. Finially the docter comes out and says " well, good news, we can save your family member, and but they'll need a brain transplant, we'll pay for the surgery, but you will have to pay for the brain." The mother askes, "how much does a brain cost," and the docter replys..."well, a male brain costs $5000 and a female brain costs $500".
finially, the father got up the courage to ask why the female brain are so cheap, and the docter replyed "well,, the way the market is right now we have to sell them cheaper, because a female brain has actually been used"
:) I like yours, it was funny!
2006-07-14 18:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by bumble bee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'
2006-07-14 19:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patient tells the doctor he thinks he is a pair of curtains.
Well go away and pull yourself together.
Doctor, doctor I have got a square penis.
Well go away and pull yourself round.
2006-07-14 17:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call two guys hanging from the top of a window?
Kurt and Rod.
2006-07-14 17:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay okay a guy walks into a bar and falls down.(get it? like a steel bar)
2006-07-14 18:02:21 · answer #6 · answered by fret87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilariousâ¥
I don't have any good ones. Sorry!
2006-07-14 17:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS A GOOD ONE BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE BUT THAT IS STILL A GREAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-14 17:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats stupid
2006-07-14 17:57:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay
2006-07-14 18:35:11 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥princess♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋