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If God created Adam and Eve, did they have belly buttons

2006-07-14 10:37:06 · 22 answers · asked by projetkarma 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Going with yes, because like every cook,(creator) he stuck his finger in the middle to see if they were done!! Ha ha ha!!

2006-07-14 20:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 18 3

The Lost Chapter of Genesis

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

So Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history....

2006-07-14 17:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Adam didn't but Eve did.

The reason god gave Eve one was to take Adams focus away from her breasts.

2006-07-14 21:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by loki_mcbedlam 3 · 0 0

not to start with, they got them once they were sent out of The Garden Of Eden because everyone knows that ur belly button is all that is wrong with the world! :)

2006-07-15 00:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah why not .why would a living human being not have a belly button

2006-07-14 10:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by sisa n 1 · 0 0

No, they were born from the ground, so they didn't have umbilical cords, so no belly button.

2006-07-14 12:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0 0

no because they were not birthed by a woman and did not have umbilical cords so no

ps i already knew that though even before i searched mycoted.com

2006-07-14 10:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0 0

Any one who said yes are idiots

2006-07-14 11:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No cuz they weren't born with inbelical cords!

2006-07-14 16:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Zacluvr 2 · 0 0

Yes every human do :P

2006-07-14 10:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by www.okd.me 2 · 0 0

W0W ! Never thought about that.

2006-07-14 10:43:47 · answer #11 · answered by jacks_girl618 2 · 0 0

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