Hospital staff!! Do children actually get saucepans stuck on their heads?

Question

And while I'm at it, do people really turn up late at night with amusing items attached to their genitals?

Answer 1

I heard about a guy who had his boyfriend pour cement in his anus (don't ask me why, please, the story doesn't tell why) and then was all surprised he ended up in hospital to have it removed.

"Yeah... it set or something.."

Oh, you can just picture the scene without even trying very hard, can't you!

Answer 2

I don't work in A&E, but in neurology, so I don't pysically see any of the above 'problems', but I was reading a nursing magazine the other day & you would be suprised what people insert up into their back passage! They items ranged from bottles, jam jars,(there was a photograph showing an x-ray of a man with a jam jar COMPLETLEY inserted into his anus!), to light bulbs....the worst one described how a man inserted a pipe up his back passage and popped a GERBIL in there...........sick or what!

Answer 3

I once had to listen to a radiologist who was near retirement tell me about all the objects he had found on xray up the anus. To this day I'm not sure what prompted him to tell me in such graphic detail - I only went in to fix his computer. I think I might have bent down to get to the cables.

light bulbs, bottles, vacuum cleaner nozzles, etc.

Answer 4

Doctor friend of mine gets a lot of objects inserted into recta (sp?) and religiously severed penises to sew back on. He hasn't told me any saucepan stories. I will ask though, since you mention it.

Answer 5

Oh yes, you name it children have tried it!!
Sweetcorn and toys up nose, in ears etc
Swallowed toys and things youd never dream of putting in your mouth!!
Worse ive ever seen was a 5year old with a paper clip on his willy - was about four times the normal size ouch!!!!!!