A man hurts his elbow & goes to the dr. When the nurse takes him to the room, she hands him a cup & tells him that they need a urine sample. "A urine sample?" the man asks, "For what, I hurt my elbow?" The nurse replies, "We have a new machine that can diagnose anything by a urine sample." So, the man pees in the cup & hands it to the nurse. The dr comes in and tells him he has the worst case of tennis elbow he has ever seen, gives him some exercises & to come back in two weeks with another sample. So, the guy goes homes & thinks "I'm really gonna get this dr" so he pees in it, has his wife pee in it, his daughter, his dog, puts some crankcase oil from the car & j**** off & puts that in there. When he gets back to the dr, he hands it over & waits. The doc walks in a few minutes later & says, "Alright smartass, your wife's got VD, your daughter's pregnant, your dog's got rabies, your car's about to throw a rod and if you don't quit j***ing off that tennis elbow's never going to heal!"
2006-07-14 10:31:06 · 17 answers · asked by icddppl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved it. Wouldn't it be incredible if a machine could diagnose all of that crap?
2006-07-14 11:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
very funny, Check this one:
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared.
Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him. The punk finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
"Well, I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2006-07-14 12:11:21 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it about 15 years ago
2006-07-14 10:43:16 · answer #3 · answered by Daystar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some like that one. Others don't.
2006-07-14 10:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Mike S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG , That one really got me laughing ! Good Job !
2006-07-14 10:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by jacks_girl618 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one
2006-07-14 10:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by Esmie R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaa lol lmao rotfl
2006-07-14 10:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. It made me laugh!!!
2006-07-14 10:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i enjoyed that one...it left me rotf.
2006-07-14 10:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by d;lfkgmhklf,gh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. rotflmao
2006-07-14 10:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋