A Christian Priest, a Jewish Rabbi and a Pagan High Priestess decide one day to put aside their differences and try to coexist with one another. So they rent a boat and go on a fishing trip. They row out to the middle of the lake and start to fish.
Suddenly the Pagan High Priestess realized they all left their lunches on the beach. So she gets out of the boat and walks on the water over to the shore, grabs the lunches and walks on the water back to the boat and climbs in.
The Christian Priest cannot believe his eyes. He crosses himself and decides his eyes are playing tricks on him and goes back to fishing.
A few minutes later, the Jewish Rabbi excuses himself to go to the bathroom. So he gets out of the boat and walks on the water to the shore, goes to the bathroom, walks on the water back to the boat and climbs in.
2006-07-14 09:22:30 · 21 answers · asked by Maria Isabel 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
By now, the Priest is crazy with confusion and has to try it himself. He steps onto the water and goes straight to the bottom and drowns.
The High Priestess and Rabbi look down and the Rabbi says, "I feel bad. Maybe we should have told him about those rocks."
The Pagan High Priestess says, "What rocks?"
2006-07-14 09:24:11 · update #1
ha!
pro-pagan humor....not bad...
2006-07-14 09:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg ok that was so funny i like that joke nice 1 lol dang u had me cracking up so what the Pagan High priestess can really walk on water lol that's cold lol.
2006-07-14 16:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by bazketballchickforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
cant tell though if the Pagan high priest walked on water or was too stoned to know he was waking on rock.
Just kidding ;)
2006-07-14 16:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-07-14 16:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by wereinlovemnc4ever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. We could use a little religious humor around here.
2006-07-14 16:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks.
I needed a giggle.
2006-07-14 16:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It'd be better without the "what rocks" line.
2006-07-14 16:27:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Witches are cool
2006-07-14 16:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny. that is a nice one. good job ok
2006-07-14 16:26:58 · answer #9 · answered by rellshon99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2006-07-14 16:27:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋