2006-07-14 09:03:13 · 8 answers · asked by Wayjon 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its really hard 2 make me laugh
2006-07-14 09:03:56 · update #1
Q: why do black people run so fast???
A: Because all of the slow ones are in Jail.
2006-07-14 09:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by flipsotty5 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check this out:
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer...
David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
2006-07-14 19:12:48 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put A Rubber O The End Of Your Stick
A husband and a wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find that it is overloaded and only the wife and nine kids are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and says to him, "Why
don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that sound is driving me nuts!"
The blind man replies, "If you would've put rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"
2006-07-15 00:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop
2006-07-14 16:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by cocoanutt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: what is so great about dating a homeless person?
A: you can drop them off anywhere
LOL
2006-07-14 17:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by luckyme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that when she fell off the bed she fell on both sides
2006-07-14 16:10:35 · answer #6 · answered by projectsoulcatcher 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama dresses you funny.
2006-07-14 16:12:49 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, a dyslexic walks into a bra....
2006-07-14 16:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋