[sigh] i miss Tupac. : /
2006-07-14 08:57:34 · 21 answers · asked by lOve / amor / amOur ™ 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
chipchinka, that was the funniest answer ever ! and no i wasn't talking about the warsaw ghettos.
2006-07-14 09:11:33 · update #1
Of course Heaven is ghettoized.
There was this guy who died and went to Heaven. He met God and what with God being God and all, He decided to give the man a personal tour.
"And here," God said. "We have the Muslim neighborhood...and just across the river over there, are the athiests; they're building a lot of condos in that area...it's a hot growth area."
And the went around Heaven, visiting the different neighborhoods, sampling the cuisine and all of that good stuff, and at one point during the long, long tour...way out past the Wiccan neighborhoods, the Jewish neighborhood, the Buddhist, Satanist ("Imagine THEIR surprise," God said, laughing), and Zoroastrian neighborhoods, they came to an immese, thick wall.
It was at this point that God said: "Okay, now we have to be very, very quiet. DON'T MAKE A SOUND." And so the man and God walked in utter silence, along the outer perimiter of the wall. After a while, the wall curved away in another direction and God breathed a sigh of relief and continued showing the man other areas of eternity.
The man looked back at the enormous wall and asked God: "What's that wall for, and why did we have to be so quiet?"
God answered. "Oh, behind that wall is the Christian Ghetto. They like the think they're the only ones here."
It occurs to me though, that you might not be talking about a ghetto in the historical sense, as typified by such places as the Warsaw Ghetto. Oh well.
2006-07-14 09:08:37 · answer #1 · answered by chipchinka 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If heaven has a ghetto that would mean it was segregated wouldn't it. Hopefully you will see Tupac in heaven, I would want anyone to go to hell
2006-07-14 09:02:19 · answer #2 · answered by Deborah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure if there were a heaven there'd be places of higher prominence or honor. However with this said I'm sure everyone would be happy to be there, all feeling equally special towards themselves and others, in their own touchy feely kind of way. I doubt anything would seem yucky or dirty. I'm sure people will feel right at home wherever they end up.
edit: chipchinka, great joke which definitely has more than a few grains of truth to it. Thanks it made me chuckle : )
2006-07-14 09:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by Love of Truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven would be a ghetto. Full of crazy people.
2006-07-14 09:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some ghettos have heaven.
2006-07-14 08:59:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you ever see a ghetto with gold paved streets?
2006-07-14 09:01:27 · answer #6 · answered by skot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If by ghetto you mean a area that minorities are pressured to live in, then no, I don't.
2006-07-14 08:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely not. In Heaven, it will not matter who you were on Earth, as long as you accepted Jesus. Everybody will be perfect, regardless of how rich or poor you were.
2006-07-14 09:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by smartee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with the guy that answered first but nah there is no ghetto
2006-07-14 09:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by Charnele B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you can get o whatever you want in heaven.
2006-07-14 09:02:50 · answer #10 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋