Yo mama!!!?

Question

Give me some ur mama jokes other jokes are also welcomed

Answer 1

Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.
Yo mama so old she got Jesus's beeper number
Yo mama so short she goes skydivin off the curb
Yo mama so fat she went into McDonalds and everybody went to see the sign change
Yo mama so fat that she made steamrollers obsolete
Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than a bowling alley
Yo mama teeth so yellow she works for Parkay
Yo mama stank so bad PigPen smacked her
Yo mama so stupid she flunked recess
Yo mama stank so bad they canceled air
Yo mama hair so short Sinead O'Conner said 'Damn'
Yo mama so fat she got on a scale and BROKE the to be continued feature

All I can come up with for now.

Answer 2

Yo Mama Stank

Answer 3

yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina

yo momma so poor she walking down the street with one shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"

yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

yo mama's so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"

yo momma so fat she steps on a scale and it says to be continued

Answer 4

Your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

It's a classic and you may have heard it but it's hillarious.

Heres more:

Yo mommas so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!


Hope you liked them...

Answer 5

Nobody likes mama jokes.

Answer 6

Yo mama so poor she has to put stuff at Dollar Tree on layaway.

Answer 7

yo mama's so fat he eats wheat thicks!!

yo mama is so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex

yo mama is so skinny when she turns sideways she disappears

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Answer 8

yo mama is so fat that when she stood next to the grand canyon, ppl took pictures of her instead. yo mama is so stupid that when she changes a light-bulb, she twirls the house around the light-bulb. yo mama is so stupid that when she changes a light-bulb, she changes houses instead. yo mama is so stupid that when she filled out your birth-certificate, she put i don't know where it says mother's name. yo mama is so poor, she has to take out a loan just to go to the $.99 store. yo mama is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, she caused a tsunami.

Answer 9

your mama is so tall she tripped on california and landed on new york

your mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i asked her"what are you doing"and she answered back"moving"

your mama is so skinny she disspapeared when she truned to the side

your mama is so fat shes america

your mama is so fat she sat out side of her house

your mama is so stupid she tripped on a cordless wire[old one]
your mama is so stupid sciantist thought she didnt exsist

Answer 10

yo mama is so fat, that her breasts are in one zip code and her butt in another.

yo mama is so dumb, she went to the market to look for toast

yo mama is so ugly, that when she was a baby, people used to throw bananas at her