What should I do?
2006-07-14 08:52:15 · 19 answers · asked by qwert a 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Step one, wipe the spooge out of your eyes so you can read this.
Step two, find a power drill.
Step three, put the largest bit you can find in the drill.
Step four plug in the drill.
Step five, nail your penis to the floor.
Step six, give yourself a labotomy.
Step seven, if still concious eat a box of chlorine crystals.
Step eight, if still alive shoot yourself.
Step nine, don't post hate mongering stupid questions thinking that they are funny
(all of that except step nine was a joke, isn't it funny?)
2006-07-14 09:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably go have gay sex. That's what I would do. Then, I'd learn some grammar and proper verb usage rules. You'll get farther in life with grammar and English than you will by being homo.
Will you give me some sodomy? I bet you're hot. We'd break the bed posts! Give me a call, sweetie. ;)
*Isn't lying a commandment somewhere?
2006-07-14 15:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by iu_runner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps my own circumstance will help:
I'm a big heterosexual. I whine about gays and liberals and morality but all I really care about in life is having sex with chicks.
What should I do?
2006-07-14 16:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should drive down to Alabama. You'd fit right in with the KKK. Or you should quit whining in yahoo answers. I mean what a stupid place to preach. This is joke central fatty.
2006-07-14 15:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think you are being funny, but actually you are just a sexually repressed homosexual who acts like a homophobe because it makes you feel more 'normal'. Why don't you just admit the truth and stop acting like a moron?
2006-07-14 15:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go down to the local church and all the good Christian husbands will stick it to you..they can't get enough of that abomination stuff and are really gagging for some!
2006-07-14 15:56:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make your point as an anti-homosexual without belittling the people you intend to convince as wrong?
2006-07-14 15:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by chdoctor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WE'LL WHEN PEOPLE KNOW YOURE INTO SODOMY THEY MAY NOT GIVE U EQUAL RIGHTS, SO THERE FORE U SHOULD PERSUE EQUAL RIGHTS FOR HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE.
2006-07-14 15:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm not all homosexual are into anal sex there are different classifications of sexual attractions. G0ys are masculine men who are into masculine men but not anal sex.
Also you need to get some counseling. Stop baiting people.
2006-07-17 15:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I care about is regular hetorosexual intercourse, so I can empathize, but then, nobody's trying to take away my civil rights. Yet.
2006-07-14 15:56:51 · answer #10 · answered by Stylus Happenstance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋