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B =16
NA+A < Jesus
AN in Yiddish means "Cow Patty"
What if ANA was 1+2+16 = "Captain Atheism"

This is proof that what I say is true. Banana in Allah's kingdom is greater than all minutes in an hour.

Top that, atheists!

Thank you, Iamisabaddon. I now understand where you're coming from.

2006-07-14 08:50:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

John, I am, in fact... smoking banana peels.

2006-07-14 09:00:34 · update #1

Love of Truth... :) I am also a vegan (alkalarian in fact), I practice yoga and zen meditation daily, and I am quite a balanced and "spiritual" person. I'm also quite happy most of the time, and fun to be around, as I tend to make jokes about just about everything I see, as absurdity is all around us. I assure you I am not suffering. I think life is hilarious. I just think it's a shame that so many people take themselves and their religions so seriously that they're willing to abuse and/or kill other people because they disagree. I just thought you'd like to know. :)

2006-07-14 09:10:39 · update #2

14 answers

uh,oh... if it all equals out to Captain Atheism I don't think you are gonna wanna know what I did...

2006-07-14 08:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by go_to_girl 3 · 2 1

I hope you are not as nihilistic as your sarcasm about religion. If so you are suffering greatly. Know there are reasonable paths that include a higher power. If this turns you off just concentrate on the aspects of spirituality that help the self to actualize, i.e. yoga, meditation, showing compassion, etc. As you raise your consciousness you should be able to sense reality more accurately. It seems you put over-emphasis on the mind, which I agree can prove nothing more than you think therefore you are. Or as a friend of mine reminds me periodically, 'No, you think, therefor you have thought.'

2006-07-14 09:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by Love of Truth 5 · 0 0

Oh you mean that guy.. the TODD DIIVI yadda yadda glowing eyes god guy who carved something in his arm after escaping from the mental insitution?

Yes, you are correct. Holla-back, God!!!

2006-07-14 09:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by spike_is_my_evil_vampire 4 · 0 0

This is written in invisible ink. By faith I belive what I have just written.

2006-07-14 09:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Wow. I don't know how you guys come up with that stuff, but it is as funny as it is interesting.

2006-07-14 08:53:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sir, you are indeed worthy of a promotion to admiral

2006-07-14 09:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Admiral Atheist -- I second that! Is there a committee? :-)

2006-07-15 11:02:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

god=banana

2006-07-14 08:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Rock on!

2006-07-14 08:53:23 · answer #9 · answered by miss_nursie_nurse 4 · 0 0

ROFL, I have no idea what that guy is talking about either.

2006-07-14 08:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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