Does it mean God has marked me as evil?
2006-07-14 08:26:45 · 21 answers · asked by Snark 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh why have you done this to our sister, Music Girl; you most spiteful Banana God? Are there no banana flavored milk shakes, are there no pudding mixes with artificial banana? Take pity upon us mere mortals, we don't all like bananas. Could She not just act like a banana, wouldn't that resolve the conflict? I weep Music Girl, you are lost to us. Only the high Cardinal of the United Fruit Company can intercede on your behalf now. Good luck and watch for peels upon the ground before those who would judge you.
2006-07-14 08:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Nah, I'm allergic to coffee, which dooms me to Hell on Earth, but a banana allergy just means your ice cream is doomed to lonliness.
2006-07-14 15:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by Torero In Red 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No because the domestic banana of the Cavendish strain has become so general and genetically specialized that the new(@2002) virus that has occurred will have killed all of the banana plants in a few years. See how much god cares for you that he would destroy all the food bananas on earth to save your, yes YOUR, (look at me while I am talking to you) SOUL!!!!!
2006-07-14 15:32:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes.. I feel so sorry for your prediciment. Yes, in the Bible, it is mentioned 400 times that everyone MUST eat bananas in order to go into Heaven.. Those that do not want or cannot... will be doomed to hell.
2006-07-14 15:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah!I'll bet Charles Manson eats bananas without any allergic reactions.
2006-07-14 15:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by Balthor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you're marked for hell, but don't think that means that god doesn't love you. He will be very sad about it.
2006-07-14 17:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, you are doomed. Unless you eat 10 bananas and drop a few benadryl, then you'll be redeemed.
2006-07-14 15:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I did mark you from your birth, for I see what you truly are. Do not think that you can escape your fate, you have been marked. And you have been warned, I see you for what you truly are, and one day the world will too.
2006-07-14 15:34:29 · answer #8 · answered by Arianrhod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God hasn't mark anyone as devil, you become bad depending on your actions and thoughts.
2006-07-14 15:32:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it just means that you have been marked with an allergy
2006-07-14 15:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋