Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
2006-07-14 07:54:46 · 33 answers · asked by jon 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ha i get it.
2006-07-14 07:57:12 · answer #1 · answered by el diablo sexy : ] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Johnny's mother remove the cream with a tissue?
2006-07-14 07:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the mother use cream to remove hair from her face to looks beautiful but the Little Johny didn't understand why she was remove the cream because usually people don't wipe cream out from their face once they applied on their face so I think the answer would be a hair remving cream.
2006-07-14 08:02:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. here's mine.
Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then said "I'll show you the difference.
Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." Johnny puzzled a bit however raised the question to mother. His mother looks around slyly and said "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her as well the question. His sister looks up and says, "Definitely!" Then he went back to father and said, "Dad, I think I've figured it
out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores."
2006-07-14 07:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-07-14 07:57:39 · answer #5 · answered by gaiastar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sassy Says..
Ha HA HA LMAO that is a good one buddy thank you I was starting to wonder if my day could get any worse untill I read that and it made me look at something else for a minute
2006-07-14 07:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by Free & Sassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha quite funny i love the little johnny jokes
2006-07-14 07:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by crazybambino26 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a Joke should be in jokes and riddles. This area is where the fundies and atheis get to torment each other, this hell has many partitions, please understand and respect this.
2006-07-14 08:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wat a terrible son. i got 1:
A little girl goes to church with her parents. An old woman comes up to the little girl and says, "My what a cute girls. Where did you get such good looks?" The little girl looked at her and said "I think i got them from my Mom, because Daddy still has his!"
2006-07-14 07:59:27 · answer #9 · answered by *me* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen.
2006-07-14 07:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! But we are all beautiful inside, when we love God.
2006-07-14 07:57:51 · answer #11 · answered by bryton1001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋