2006-07-14 07:47:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Button refuses to argue with anyone. I got a cramp in my forehead after reading that... my left eyebrow shot up so far it about went into my hairline.
Yeah... anyway... I don't know why people won't listen to us, bett. I mean, we tell them about the Antichrist. We PROVE it's Jessica Simpson. We give them absolute irrefutable proof of God and creationism by way of the banana, too.
... but they don't listen. You even made them a pie... they couldn't see, smell, or taste the pie, but all they had to do was believe, and they'd have had their pie.
Makes me sad.
2006-07-14 08:01:29 · answer #1 · answered by Snark 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have to put the bananna to your ear so you can hear the watch tell you the time and argue about that.
You should never argue with a bannan though. Especially not in public. Those banannas have too much appeal.
Of course if you've had experience preaching to your coffee it's pretty easy to try and argue with both bananas and watches. Just be prepared to loose, and don't let those guys in white fit you for a suit. They' always make them too snug around the shoulders.
2006-07-14 15:17:12 · answer #2 · answered by ye_river_xiv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the watch to time the arguments. Eat bananas when you are tired arguing.
2006-07-14 14:49:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the banana won't listen to me and the watch won't stop telling me what time it is! I never asked the damned watch but it keeps saying it! And how many times do I have to tell the banana to stay in the bowl on the table? Hmm? What gives? It's like it doesn't have any ears or something....
2006-07-14 14:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by Yentl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I argue with my watch all the time. I say 'bullshite! It is NOT 6 o'clock yet, it's only 5:57!! And ya know what? Sometimes I'm right. Sometimes the little bugger is 3 minutes fast.
As for bananas, I neither argue with them nor eat them.
2006-07-14 14:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you argue with people who you ignorantly call watches and bananas? You Do This For Fun? You ALL need to get a life! Oops! My bad! You don't have a life.
There's no such thing as atheism! Lol
Praying 4 ya!
vij
2006-07-14 15:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never argued with a banana!
2006-07-14 14:57:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use the watch to time the argument
use the bananas to throw at the other person when they get out of hand
2006-07-14 14:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by Roz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bananas? Everyone with a room temperature IQ knows that God prefers Papayas. Get your facts straight.
2006-07-14 14:53:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What will really have me believing in God would be if I could see an intelligently-designed pterodactyl wearing an intelligently-designed watch as he eats an intelligently-designed banana and an intelligently-designed apple pie, all the while flying an intelligently-designed 747.
If you can make that happen, Mr. God, I'm yours!
2006-07-14 14:50:29 · answer #10 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋