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Ever since I heard about it, I only believe in Creationism. Thank GOD! I have been saved. Who's with me?

2006-07-14 07:38:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I stand by my rack statement.

2006-07-14 07:41:22 · update #1

15 answers

Well I'm happy for you... keep reading the bible and don't stop searching for more truth and more light in the world and you will lead a fulfilling life.

2006-07-14 07:40:13 · answer #1 · answered by Ether 5 · 0 0

Top gun: If "god ain't real", how do you know he sucks? Just wondering. And yes, the pterodactyls have convinced me as well...I now worship the pterodactyls in all their glory...Amen and Praise the Pterodactyls. The loch Ness monster has come to me and whispered that he is real too...though not a god like the holy pterodactyl. So remember Nessy in your prayers as well! Or who was her "proof" that god existed supposed to make me worship? OH well, either way..I believe now!

2006-07-14 15:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by Nikki Tesla 6 · 0 0

I could use a good laugh - what silly little girl you guys talking about??

PS. I lived in Papua New Guinea for 2.5 years. Near the Iryanjia (sp?) border...I saw lots of naked natives, snakes, monkeys and birds of paradise....but not pterodactyl....

2006-07-14 14:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0 0

The watch was when the light first crept in...
The 747 had me experiencing feelings of doubt...
The banana threw me into a crisis of disbelief...
The apple pie had me praying to God again...
But now the pterodactyl has finally done it! Hallelujah I am reborn!

Praise the Lord! Praise His pterodactyl prophets!

2006-07-14 14:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0 0

I'm happy for you! Go Pterodactyls!

2006-07-14 14:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0 0

Ha! I beat you by a day! There I was, hooking a worn when Sasquatch ran up and stole my cooler! I'm geting circumcised tomorrow, Shalom!

2006-07-14 14:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by JAT 6 · 0 0

Would it be wrong to worship a pterodactyl?

2006-07-14 14:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not sure why this (supposed) creature should make you more or less religious, but whatever works for you works for you. Amen, I guess...

2006-07-14 14:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by anthonydavidpirtle 3 · 0 0

hallelujah!! all praise the sacred artform we speak of by the name of cretenism, all hail it's glory and robustness, for if we don't give it all it's due credit and thanks where for would we be, for thou hath been given life through it's ultimate-ness and complete kindness and spirituality, and we shouldeth giveth-nesseth eth, god damn tongue, i can't seem to stop tripping over it-eth!!

2006-07-14 14:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol. Why is everybody picking on this poor, stupid little girl? She's obviously not an intelligent person.

2006-07-14 14:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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