What's the cutest thing your kid(s) ever said?

Answer 1

My son (4) was looking at a pic I have of me when pregnant and his ultrasound pic. He asked what was in my tummy..I said that was you then I showed him ultrasound pic and said that was him inside my tummy..he asked.."That was me when I was a turtle?"

Answer 2

I have 3 kids, so to be fair I'll give you one from each... we're all about "what's fair" in my house...

Oldest son: When he was a toddler and wanted someone to pick him up, he would lift his arms up and say "I wanna hold you". Needless to say, this worked... a lot.

Middle son: He had a hard time pronouncing s-consonant combinations at the beginning of a word ("snake" was "nake"). One night I told him it was bath time and he asked why he had to take a bath. I told him he smelled funny (just joking, of course). He sniffed his arm and said "I mell OK!"

Youngest daughter: She still comes up with good ones, but when she was first learning to talk we would play the animal sounds game ~ What does a cow say? Moo. What does a pig say? Oink. When we said "What does an Abby say?" she would yell "I'm cute!!"

Answer 3

I don't know about cutest but the funniest was when we went out to breakfast and we were sitting there and my 5 year old said really loud "Why are old people always drinkin coffee? Do they like it?" (There were a table of seniors next to us drinking coffee and talking).

Answer 4

when I was signing the papers for a car I was buying, my two year old was sitting in the chair so I stood up and leaned forward to sign the papers - the whole time I was signing my name, she kept saying, Mommy I see your Heine - over and over again until I was done - and you know there are a million places to sign on those things! It was a little embarrassing, but very cute!

Answer 5

I don't know about cutest, but this was the funniest...he would say *uck for truck...Eveytime he would see a truck, he would say there goes the *uck...if i was in a public place, people have given me dirty looks as they thought he was swearing at 2 years old

Answer 6

My son did a writing prompt for school for being a teacher and at the end he wrote that he would go home to his wife and kids, he is 8.

Answer 7

i was babysitting 2 kids 1 was 2 1/2 (girl) and the other was 1 1/2 (boy) I was changing the boys diapper and the girl looked down and said "he has a penis"

Answer 8

My husband had just bought me some expensive perfume... My son crawled up in my lap and snuggled into my neck, sniffing in a deep breath. He then took my face in his chubby little hands, looked me right in the eye and said, "Oh Momma, you stink soooo pretty!" Then he gave me a big hug and kiss. (This was almost 24 years ago, and one of my most precious memories)

Answer 9

I overheard this funny one in a restaurant.

Kid: What's a grandslam?
Dad: Do you mean tennis or baseball?
Kid: It doesnt matter.
Dad: I forgot the one for tennis, but in baseball, a grandslam is like a homerun.
Kid: Then why is there two names for the same thing?
Dad: Lot's of things have two names, son.
Kid: ....Then can I call you D?
Dad: Why?
Kid: It stands for "Dad".

Answer 10

My 2 year old daughter walks out of our garage and points to the things she sees on the way. She passes by Daddys' Motorcycle and says "My bike!!", passes daddy's truck and promptly tells you"My Tuck!" And when we get to my car, she says"My tar!!" We are going through this phase, everything is Mine.

Answer 11

My 4 yr old and i were out getting ice cream and a really overwieght woman came over, also holding an enormous ice cream cone, he said "thats a really big cone!" then went on to say loudly "Mama! shes bigger then the ice cream!)