I can't be bofered to got to work tonight as I want to go out what is the best excuse
2006-07-14 05:49:54 · 32 answers · asked by ben 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Hey, It's Joe!
I can't be bothered to come to work today, even though tomorrow is the weekend. I am calling in sick, but it really is to spend time looking for another job since I know I've called in sick 6 times this year already and I am pretty sure that you are already looking for someone else to replace me.
Hey, at least I'm not Jenna! Remember how she used to call in sick at least once a month and then she really did get sick and you found a legal way to cut her hours and get her to quit, at least I'm not her!
And at least you're not like that A**hole, Jackson, the boss in the other department. He makes his employees take the time and go to a Doctor and get a note. A**hole makes them lose an entire day by hanging around a Doctors office hoping to score a note so that they don't have to go in to work that day ( Many employers now do this, it is perfectly legal).
Hey look at the bright side! If you lose your job, you won't have to be bothered to go to work tonight!
:-D
2006-07-17 01:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by jpr_sd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pull A Sicky
2016-10-29 05:44:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are two types of herpes simplex virus: HSV-1 and HSV-2. Both virus types can cause sores around the mouth (herpes labialis) and on the genitals (genital herpes). Cold sores are caused by the herpes simplex virus (HSV).
Cold sores sometimes called fever blisters, are groups of small blisters on the lip and around the mouth. The skin around the blisters is often red, swollen, and sore. The blisters may break open, leak a clear fluid, and then scab over after a few days. They usually heal in several days to 2 weeks.
The herpes simplex virus usually enters the body through a break in the skin around or inside the mouth. It is usually spread when a person touches a cold sore or touches infected fluid—such as from sharing eating utensils or razors, kissing an infected person, or touching that person's saliva. A parent who has a cold sore often spreads the infection to his or her child in this way. Cold sores can also be spread to other areas of the body.
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2015-01-27 08:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diarrhoea, or a 24 hour bug or even the you have fallen down the stairs and pulled a mussel or sprained your ankle and need to go to hospital
2006-07-20 02:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by donna m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say u went to a meal the night before or sumint with ya bf/gf or some friends and the sea food u order give u food poisoning its a little lame but it works all the time like a charm trust me. good luck hope they buy it.
2006-07-14 05:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing beats "Death in the Family" , done that one to great success, and there wasn't EVEN a death in the family! The best part of that one is when you get back to work , everyone is overly nice to you! lol
2006-07-14 05:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one is to say that you have been run over by an ice cream van and have severe bruising.
Who will question that?
2006-07-16 02:12:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you have a dose of the shi*ts,that you are continually running to the toilet.master blaster will work a treat
2006-07-14 05:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. My iguana pooped on my head and I've got to have a bath.
2. My iguana bit me really badly and I'm in Casualty
These work - I've had to use them!
2006-07-14 06:04:16 · answer #9 · answered by Wibble 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Explosive diahearea
2006-07-14 06:06:08 · answer #10 · answered by countrykarebare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋