I know I don't really have teachers anymore, but how about a professor then? Should I just give him a watermelon or something instead?
2006-07-14 05:48:28 · 31 answers · asked by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
A tomatoe....shine 'er up good though....maybe the teacher won't notice.
2006-07-14 10:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by itty 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
If this is in fact a serious question, you can get your professor a gift certificate to a bookstore, or some place like Borders that sells books and music and other things. Most people can find something they like at a media store.
Why are you giving your professor a gift? It's not commonplace; they are paid professionals. Did he do something special for you, like give your private tutoring or other help?
2006-07-14 12:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go to a different store, your whole state can't be out of apples :) Or f*ck it and give your teacher some money instead :)
2006-07-14 12:52:14 · answer #3 · answered by Lilel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Bangladesh they have these huge fruits called Jackfruit. They are much bigger than a watermelon, and they even grown on trees. The Bengali people love them. The fruit is ok, but they smell awful. Get him one of those.
2006-07-14 12:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are stores really ever out of apples?
2006-07-14 14:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by nocturnal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask you teacher what else does she like besides apple.
2006-07-14 13:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by ravenous_shark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prepare for class and buy an apple next week
where are you shopping that they run out of apples
2006-07-14 12:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by justthinking 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm...the store is out of apples......
buy a nice Idaho potato,
go to Toys R Us and buy a "Mr Potato Head"
take all the goodies out, i.e. eyes, nose, mouth ect.
and put them on the potato.
Present it to your professor----tell him he now has his own
"Mr. Tater-head".
*tell him he can play with it or eat it...whatever makes him happy!
2006-07-15 02:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don;t give the teacher anything. That's bribery and in violation of academic honesty.
2006-07-14 13:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A jar of apple butter would be nice.
2006-07-14 13:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL a watermelon. I'd go with a peach!
2006-07-14 12:51:29 · answer #11 · answered by miss_gem_01 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋