2006-07-14 05:46:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually you'll need a pager. Does anyone have a pager still?
2006-07-14 05:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He knows you AND your numbers!
Really, you'd think that with all the technology WE have, Jesus and his pops would be able to conversate with us more often...
I mean it's been what...2000 years scince we heard anything...should we sue for back support?
Is God a deadbeat dad? (Ooo that's a good one! Thanks for the inspiration!)
Should we file a missing deity report?
Why isn't God or Jesus on the side of a milk carton (that's good too! Don't steal because I'm going to use it...)
2006-07-14 13:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus may have been real, but now he is dead. Dead people don't make phone calls. Just try convincing these people of that. Good luck.
2006-07-14 12:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey jim, if you receive Jesus as your Savior, He will live inside you in the person of the Holy Spirit. He will then "call" you every day.
He will lead, guide, love, and protect you always.
2006-07-15 08:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by jbme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently, you need to believe that he will call you before he will call you.
Sounds a bit like the Wizard of Oz to me...
2006-07-14 12:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our Lord Jesus doesnt need your number, I pray that He will show you that He is real very vey soon.
I pray that he will help you to come to know Him.
2006-07-14 13:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by boselydia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no he'll use telepathy, duh
just bash your head against a smooth wall 5 times and spin in a circle clockwise, and you might see him, and hear what he has to say. If at first it doesn't work, try, try again.
Just kidding, don't hurt yourself.
2006-07-14 12:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but Jeremiah 33:3 'Call to me and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.'
God Bless.
2006-07-14 12:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by Agent Smith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him your cell, I think you're on the same network
2006-07-14 12:50:38 · answer #9 · answered by Candice H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he needs both to call u
2006-07-14 12:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋