do I hear them screaming "OH GOD" and banging on the wall every night?
2006-07-14 05:28:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*giggle*
A friend of mine forwarded a picture of a church sign that said "Laying in bed screaming 'Oh God Oh God' does not constitute prayer". Sure, it was probably photoshopped. But it got a huge laugh outta me!
2006-07-14 07:55:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 7⤋
"Oh God" is a natural and commonplace expletive with no thought for what the words really mean, but banging on the walls is unacceptable. Complain.
2006-07-14 12:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by lrod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Banging on the walls - used to call that a knee-trembler
2006-07-14 12:36:08 · answer #3 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are trying to get god out of their house buy banging his head against the wall. they are in denial.
2006-07-14 12:32:40 · answer #4 · answered by PsychoPenguin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheists together might have the best sex but the best sex any guy can have is with a repressed catholic girl. All that trapped sexuality just pops out, they're crazy but fun.
2006-07-14 12:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by christopherryan_lt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They aren't athiest, they are hypocrites. To be an athiest means that at one point in time or another you beleived that there was a god/devil or a heaven/hell. But leave it to an athiest to 'Oh God' what for since you don't belive in his existance??
2006-07-14 12:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by nubian_qween03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do they celebrate Christmas too? A lot of "Christian" things are also secular in our country.
Um, I suggest you get a taperecorder and record their... "OH GOD"s then give it to them.
Yes, I know this wasn't a serious question...... but I felt like answering anyway. >p
2006-07-14 12:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by Kats 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they are obviously having good sex! Don't be jealous! I say Oh God too, so does my husband. we are also atheists. To us it is just another slang term.
2006-07-14 12:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because OH NONEXISTENT ENTITY is just too hard to remember when it's banging-on-the-wall time.
2006-07-14 12:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
may be the love hardcore sex and they be beating eachother up while doing it. that could make them say oh god. or maybe they really do believe in god and they tryna be something they not.
2006-07-14 12:33:26 · answer #10 · answered by ~beauty~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God tortures them in their dreams because they deserve it. You should cry and pray that Jesus comes into their hearts when you hear it.
2006-07-14 12:31:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋