How to make the fart gas smell pleaseant?

Question

Can anybody has any experience?

Answer 1

Eat roses.

My question is...if meat creates methane gasses, why do termites fart methane?

Answer 2

Activated charcoal pills are supposed to neutralize the smell so that it is at least not *unpleasant.* I don't think anything can make it smell nice.

Depending on what is causing the gas, Beano (for beans and vegetables) and Lactaid (for dairy farts) can reduce the amount of gas (less gas = more pleasant). A product like Gas-X can relieve occasional gassiness, but I would eat a steady diet of it.

Answer 3

At room temperature and common rigidity, methane is a drab, odorless gas; the scent function of organic gas is a man made safe practices degree brought about by the addition of an odorant, frequently methanethiol or ethanethiol. Refering to "farts" it options up scent contained in the gut the position there is food in descomposition.

Answer 4

NO meat or eggs. Both of those items cause you to produce methane, which is the smelly gas you expell. If you eat other foods and avoid those two, then your gas will not smell, or at least nowhere close to as bad. If you avoid those though, make sure you take supplements to compensate for the deficiency in nutrients.

Answer 5

Spray Glade up your Ying Yang, that way when you "Expell" gases they will smell like whichever "Flavor" you chose ( Mixed with fart smell of course. ( Drawbacks: you could put too much in at once and cause severe internal hemoraging, and you would have to be severely weird to do this, not to mention that you are already weird for asking this question).

Answer 6

You must be kidding me!

You can do several things...

1. Fart into the wind not against the wind... it'll blow away
2. Carry air freshener whereever you go.
3. Blame it on the dog.
4. Tell your friend to pull your finger then ease one out...that way he'll think he cut it.

Answer 7

Fart gas will never smell pleasant no matter what you do.Spray,light incense candles,whatever-that stench will always be there when fart gas is emitted.

Answer 8

You cannot make it smell pleasant. SORRY, but the use of BEANO, or any of the other meds like GAS-X will help prevent it from forming

Answer 9

"Dittos" on Neanah's recommendation...1 or 2 activated charcoal capsules 1 hour before each meal and Beano when eating gassy food. It will turn your stools dark, so don't be concerned about that.

Answer 10

Meat and eggs make truly smelly gas, and there isn't much of it. Vegetables and beans make a much less stinky gas but a lot of it.