2006-07-14 04:47:48 · 22 answers · asked by nigel1 2 in Sports ➔ Golf
Good walk spoiled.
2006-07-16 00:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
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2006-07-14 11:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by groovintimes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Lee Trevino: "I like teaching women how to golf. I start them out on the irons and work them into the woods..."
2) Yogi Berra: "90% of it is half mental."
3) Favorite punchlines (you've probably heard the joke - you only need to say the punchline again):
... the rest of the day was horrible, hit the ball and drag Bob, hit the ball and drag Bob.
... I said "intercourse or golf course" - so she got up and put my clubs in the car for me!
4) Scientists have proved 95% of putts that are short, don't go in.
Most annoying: "You're probably in good shape. I think it opens up over there..." (Yeah right).
2006-07-14 14:31:03 · answer #3 · answered by TeeDawg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most annoying saying in golf has to be "never up, never in"
Said by your playing partner when you leave a putt short. It makes want to walk over and ram the putter down his (usually) throat.
2006-07-15 07:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by golfnut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sacrificed to the wood/water gods (ball out of bounds)
Rak-a-Tak (ball in the woods hits many branches)
you better get a chainsaw if you're gunna find that ball!
You want a little suntan lotion, you aint getting off that beach for a while?
How many Mulligans do we get? (when someone else misses a shot)
Who ever doesnt get it passed the women's tee buys the beer.
I cant reall think of too many more, I hope those lighten up your Game! good question!
2006-07-14 14:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Favorite: "Tracking Fiber"
When a shot is headed directly at the pin, we refer to the the ball as "tracking fiber", as in the fiberglas of the pin.
Most Annoying: "That'll Play'
Usually said to a player by thier opponent after a terrible shot. I would prefer that they they just keep thier mouth shut.
2006-07-20 16:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by Eric D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you hit a fast but very low shot and it hits the fairway early but rolls for ages
Me and my golfing buddies refer to it as a 'Sally Gunnell' - Not much to look at but it's a good runner!
2006-07-14 11:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The number of shots taken by a player out of sight is equal to the square route of number of swishs plus the number of curses heard.
2006-07-14 12:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate the rantings of that Montgomery Fortesque or whatever his name is in Tiger Woods 2006 and his cut scene amature dramatics seem to take ages.
2006-07-14 11:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by draytondon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some one teling me a good tee shot that was and the ball only went half way of what it shoul have gone...
and the one that says to me i have a easy put wen i'm just out of the green "on the ruff".
2006-07-14 11:58:06 · answer #10 · answered by jcarrao 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you know why they called golf, golf, because **** was taken, yes,I am a golf fan
2006-07-14 17:22:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋