2006-07-14 04:26:53 · 35 answers · asked by tklyons777 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would wonder if he was bringing Peter Pan and the Easter Bunny with him.
2006-07-14 04:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by BWLJ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would ask him to yell at people for making him white or black when he was actually middle eastern. I would tell him that the robe look is outdated and take him for a modern makeover for some fun. Then, I would get him drunk so we can see drunk Jesus! Now, that is a Apocalypso!
2006-07-14 04:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by Wookie on Water 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get him some airtime on those relgious TV networks so he could blast all those phonies and tell people to stop sending money to these frauds. Then I'd get him in to see the President so he could set him straight on how so-called Christians are supposed to behave.
2006-07-14 04:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure how to answer that, because the truth is that we can never know- it says so in the bible. But besides that, I think I'd just continue to try and live a Godly life, and still try and make sure that everyone knows about him and what he did for us!
2006-07-14 04:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
REJOICE! But we don't know when Christ will return. Just make sure you are not one of the "brides" that doesn't have the oil in her lamp! Have the Holy Spirit working in your life every day so that when the Groom comes, his Bride is ready and will recognize His voice!
2006-07-14 04:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would run and hide. All those christians would be raping and murdering each other because they already know that Jesus will die to take away their sins. So they would think that they can do anything that they want.
2006-07-14 04:30:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him to perform a mriacle. And isnted turning water into wine i would rpefer turning water into Gas. So i can drive to work for less money.
Therefore Jesus and his miracles are miracles.
2006-07-14 04:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by PicassoInActions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very simple. I will tell goodbye to the atheist here. I know I won't see them again as i will be going with Jesus.
2006-07-14 04:29:38 · answer #8 · answered by Tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look Busy
2006-07-14 04:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by GratefulDad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing really. I'd wait to meet the man since there is so much hype about him in this world.
2006-07-14 04:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by Pudge_Monsta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋