Seriously, God is such a drag. The whole crucifixion thing aside... because I blame humans more for that than anybody else... and believe me, you'll get yours for it.
But its like this. Satan holds these awesome poker games on Fridays... and my dad doesn't want me going down there to play cards. He says it's bad for his image if I'm chilling with Kurt Cobain and Marilyn Monroe in sleazy poker dens in hell.
Its not fair!!!
2006-07-14 04:14:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The chick who called me EMO Jesus is doomed to hell! Unless she gives me some hot sex.
2006-07-14 04:18:55 · update #1
Trust me. My dad can take a joke.
He used to joke around a lot... but after he rained down sulfur on Sodom and Gomora and nobody laughed.... he stopped.
2006-07-14 04:24:06 · update #2
In response to that inquiry... Masterbation is totally okay. Its better to get help though. Help masterbating, that is.
2006-07-14 04:34:51 · update #3
Jesus, what's your position on masturbation?
2006-07-14 04:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Based on the way you talk, you are far too young to play poker.
You have a lot of growing up to do.
2006-07-14 11:19:08 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that your father cares for you very much. I notice that your father didn't forbid you from doing it he just expressed his concern. Did you ever ask him why he was having a problem with it. Talk to him, you might learn something about him and yourself.
2006-07-14 11:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Scv705 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may think this is all a joke, but God is very real, and he sees everthing you do. One day you will be held accountable.
2006-07-14 11:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have the right idea just don't let it go to your head, and don't use it for too long, as well don't missus it, is best to stay safe,...and that is just my idea.
2006-07-14 11:31:24 · answer #5 · answered by paradiseemperatorbluepinguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
""Does my dad hate me?""
Not unless your dad is the moon god demon.
((like hundreds of others I do not bother ot read the diatribe that follows questions.))
2006-07-14 11:22:57 · answer #6 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you Emo Jesus or something?
2006-07-14 11:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want ot go to hell?
2006-07-14 11:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by panda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you daddy always loves you.
2006-07-14 11:20:20 · answer #9 · answered by fqreby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick, sick man.
2006-07-14 11:22:42 · answer #10 · answered by divprod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋