A rich guy is sitting at a restourant,
he sees a hot lady (big boobs and all
that good stuff) sitting by herself.
He sends her a bottle of wine and
she tells the waiter, if he wants to
get in my pants hes gotta have a
Benz, a million $$, and a 6inch penis.
The waiter goes back to the guy
and tells him wat she said, the guys
says i got a Benz and a million $$
but there is no lady in this world that
is gonna make me cut 3 inches of my penis.
get it get it get it lol
;)
2006-07-14 03:50:54 · 17 answers · asked by IA 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was the best!! hehehehe.
2006-07-14 03:57:12 · answer #1 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who was God's son
Catagory: INHEAVEN
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates,
she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you
have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
2006-07-14 11:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Pope prefers blonde jokes (mmmm blondes)
2006-07-14 10:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know how I make mine 6 inches?
I fold it in half.
2006-07-14 11:04:16 · answer #4 · answered by Bill W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2006-07-14 10:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by imahlah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yep its a funny one. Got anymore?
2006-07-14 11:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, then that is the lady's loss. She can't get any action.
2006-07-14 15:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by Intuitive M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-14 13:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, definately a saver
2006-07-14 11:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by xxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-07-14 11:08:18 · answer #10 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋