Quick, all of you! Get on plane and head to Northern Israel! The Rapture is here. You have to hurry! Bring your sword! There are heathens to kill! You don't need any armor by the way. god will protect you with his magical powers. Try and kill as many of those Jewish/Christian/Islamic heathens as you can before you get killed, ok? Good luck. The rest of us will be watching.
2006-07-14 03:38:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think some you might have misread this - it's happening, go there now, you are going to miss it.
2006-07-14 03:44:59 · update #1
Whoo! Battle Royale!!
2006-07-14 03:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you completely nuts...I'll answer for you...YES! If the rapture happened I would have been taken...the rapture happens in the blink of an eye not over a long period...sorry sweety there is no war...atleast not yet
I agree with miss elayne
2006-07-14 03:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by truegrit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Ludd! You buying the tickets?
I'm afraid that if I went over there though I would just join some prayer group and pray lots. Sorry no shooting or hating on my agenda.
Hate is a wasted emotion!
2006-07-14 03:44:27 · answer #3 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beat you to it I'm already there! The Jews always win but the world can't stand it so they keep on trying and the Jews don't understand why everyone hates them .
2006-07-14 03:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by prettymama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whether you believe or not I am sorry I just don't find this funny. People are dying over their while you sit here and crack jokes.
2006-07-14 03:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by Kamunyak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All by the name of god,,,god ( Whatever you call him ) has no hands in this
2006-07-14 03:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by Omer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shut up, It's just another mid-east conflict, you fool!
2006-07-14 03:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by FootballFan1012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bring the marshmellows!!!!
2006-07-14 03:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by Jonny Propaganda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get the memo.
2006-07-14 03:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r nutss
2006-07-14 03:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by Armaggedon_Amateur 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋