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My co-workers and I have been discussing this all morning, and even the guys can't answer why - it's just the way things are. We females just can't understand - can you?

2006-07-14 03:37:49 · 30 answers · asked by kris2166 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

In response to a response, my co-workers and I are permitted to take a 10-minute break and are also allowed to speak freely. It's Friday, lighten up a little bit.

2006-07-14 04:01:40 · update #1

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See we think with our penis! So it's pointing up to let us know it's time to get "up" and get outta bed!

2006-07-14 03:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You're at work and you're talking about things like that? Instead of worrying about things you could research on your own time, I have a question for you:

Why do you steal money from your boss by not giving 100% at a job you've agreed to work in exchange for a fair wage?

Do you know that the IT department in you company can look at every website you visit, see how long you spend at each website, and determine whether or not it's work related?

Do you know that it doesn't matter if you delete the names of the websites off your history or cookies or the line of you browser; because a company network still has the footprint?

Good luck with that job.

2006-07-14 03:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Guys don't always wake up like that, but about 80% of the time.

It's weird too, we usually won't be coming out of a sexual dream or anything and we won't be horny when we wake up but we are erect. I wonder what the real answer behind it is.

2006-07-14 03:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

first thing in the morning is when the bodies natural steroids peak. might have something to do with that. or maybe it's an instinctive thing. our ancestor might have found it better to perform in the morning and it just got passed down. i'm sure there's lots of theories and most of them humourous....... : )

2006-07-14 03:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by the man 3 · 0 0

A full bladder causes pressure on the prostate. Hence the wood.

2006-07-14 03:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by Spud55 5 · 0 0

well when you sleep your body expends its blood to other parts of the body to help grow, repair, etc. when i wake up the blood recirculates pretty fast and tries to ready for a day of movement, activity, etc, and when the blood pools near the penis, well... u get the idea. therefore we wake up most of the time with massive hard-ons.

2006-07-14 03:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by waffleman 2 · 0 0

If they don't sleep with girl they donot wake up woody. So you understand what made them to wake up like that

2006-07-14 03:42:41 · answer #7 · answered by smartcamal1 3 · 0 0

Wow...I'm adding this question to my Watch List...the first one I've added...and why? Because I need to know the answer to this of course!!!

Vast years of my lowly life have been consumed by the fire of this burning question...I must know...what force is this which consumes and controls thy member in the earliest of hours...daily...unceasingly...unashamed...I must know....

2006-07-14 03:45:27 · answer #8 · answered by Noelani 2 · 0 0

cause were showing you that were willing an ready to go. lol. plus it gives a new meaning to the phrase of IM UP IM UP in the morning. lol

2006-07-14 03:44:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So I have something to do before work every morning!

2006-07-14 03:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by barelyliterate 3 · 0 0

I guess it would have something to do with the dream they had the night before.

2006-07-14 03:39:26 · answer #11 · answered by freeversecrafter 2 · 0 0

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