2006-07-14 03:26:09 · 11 answers · asked by just another answerless person 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I´m leaving now so I'm gonna put my answer:
What comes out? the rabbit's eyes :)
2006-07-14 03:32:53 · update #1
funny-jackass
funnier-*** with hare (hair)
Here's some other funnies:
A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-***.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To show the Armadillo it could be done.
How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.
What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?
He probably had a bad hare day.
How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.
What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one he made a boo-boo.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Give him a tight jersey.
Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor
Did you hear about the Veterinarian and the Taxidermist who combined their business?
Their slogan: "Either way you get your pet back."
Did you hear what happened to cow the tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction!
What goes peck, peck, peck, boom?
A chicken in a mine field.
What goes, "99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump"?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
What do you get when you cross a python with a porcupine?
Ten feet of barbed wire.
What disease can you get from kissing birds?
Chirpes! (A canareal disease, but it's untweetable.)
Why does a tiger have stripes?
So he won't be spotted.
What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A magic kit.
What kind of work does a weak cat do?
Light mouse work.
Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
Petsylvania.
Why should you walk carefully when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle.
Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
Catch.
What do English cats drink in the afternoon?
Kit-tea.
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
How do you call a barber cat?
Yell..."Hair Kitty!"
What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat?
Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss.
What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush?
"That's the LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!"
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton balls.
What do you call a cow with and abortion?
Decalfinated.
What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?
Rhesus Pieces.
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
K9P.
What is brown and sits in the forest?
Winnie's poo.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help after it bites your leg off.
What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously?
A receding hareline.
What does an elephant use for a Tampon?
A sheep!
How many canaries can you get under a Scotsman's kilt?
Depends how long the perch is.
A fly sees a cute little female fly land on a pile of ****. He buzzes down and says, "Excuse me, miss, is this stool taken?"
How do you know if elephants have been making love in your back yard?
The trash can liner bags are missing.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
You either get an onion with long floppy ears, or you get a piece of *** that brings tears to your eyes!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam."
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
Why do mice have small balls?
Not that many know how to dance.
What do you call a dog with metal balls and no hind legs?
Sparky.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice. Then you open a can of peas. Place the peas next to the whole in the ice. When the bear comes to take a pea... you kick him in the ice hole.
Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break.
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him!
Did you hear about the little Chihuahua that swallowed a Viagra pill?
He became a pointer!
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?
It's ***.
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak.
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!
What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
What do you call little bugs that live on the moon?
Luna-ticks.
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pit-bull.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Mega-sor-***.
What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
How many animals can fit in a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies, 2 calfs, a beaver and an ***!
A country dog comes to the city and seeing his first parking meter thinks, "How do you like that...PAY TOILETS!"
2006-07-14 03:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Y S 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No connection what so ever. I feel like I stole something because I dont think I merit these cheap 2points.
2006-07-14 03:40:00 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jack rabbit
2006-07-14 03:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a jackass..........
jack from a jack rabbit and as1s is another name for donkey
2006-07-14 03:29:17 · answer #4 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about a donbit? Or maybe a keyrab?
2006-07-14 03:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by Marcia G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a fast ***
2006-07-14 03:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by ramey_carol 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A hairy a$$???
2006-07-14 03:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by allknowing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chicken lol
2006-07-14 03:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by IA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ?
2006-07-14 03:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by bold4bs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jackA$$?
2006-07-14 03:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by WC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋