My soon-to-be wife's mom is so hot, and she walked in on me dressing and offered to have sex with me. Is it proper Etiquette to do this?
2006-07-14 03:21:24 · 15 answers · asked by ↓ImWithStupid ░░▒▒▓▓ 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Yes...film it and share with the world.
On a slightly more realistic note you get to see how your wife might perform in 20 or so years!
2006-07-14 03:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by ketafore 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Etiquette, lol nice choice of word
You have literally a once in a lifetime opportunity to marry the woman of your dreams and you would even dare think about having sex with her mom LOL
God Bless dude
2006-07-14 08:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by Pattitata S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you could do a threesome - yeow! That offer puts the dys in dysfunctional family....proper etiquette for a Penthouse fantasy maybe.
Why don't you spare the grief and just file for a divorce before you get married - that way you get to keep all your stuff.
2006-07-14 03:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by Steve D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. But customarily, if you have sex with the Mother of the bride you must also do the Bride's father!
2006-07-14 04:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course not. and if you do sleep with her the you don't love your bride to be. This mother sounds mentally unstable. If you were a decent guy you would tell your fiance.
2006-07-14 03:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by llplug 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely Not unless you plan for your marriage to be non- monogamous, but you'd better be talking to the wife to be about it, and you'd better be OK with her sleeping with your Dad, Brother, best friend, and guys you don't even know. Then and only then might it be remotely OK.
2006-07-14 03:48:23 · answer #6 · answered by vvxxzzvv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The hostess with the most-est"... huh? But as far as being that gracious, is not good Etiquette or even kosher. So just be polite and say "NO!!! Thank you!
2006-07-14 04:59:25 · answer #7 · answered by smplyme132 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask yourself, "what would my wife to be think about this if she were to find out?"
I realy don't think she would approve, which means the marriage might have some problems.
2006-07-14 03:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by svaske2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,that would take care of something old and something borrowed,if she has blue undies that would be something blue,and as far as something new goes....well maybe she can show you some new ways to have sex with her daughter.Good luck!You'll need it.
2006-07-14 03:58:13 · answer #9 · answered by Cheese 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you get your dad to nail the bride first.
2006-07-14 04:05:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋