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Why are you piss out of the toilet?You can't control your d***?A real answer...

2006-07-14 03:14:53 · 19 answers · asked by Christina 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Because women typically clean bathrooms....

2006-07-14 03:18:10 · answer #1 · answered by BluntForceTrauma 3 · 0 1

A penis is no different than any other hose. At the beginning of the flow and at the end there is very little pressure. It is trying to push out of the tip of the penis and is liable to go in any one of a hundred directions. After it starts going with some force it is very easy to control. (Hence writing our names in the snow).

2006-07-14 10:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by jb12 2 · 0 0

Why are you can't type? Ever hear of splatter? Shoot a water hose at a wall or the ground, does is splatter or all stay where the water hits w/o splatter? Besides that it pisses you off when I miss:)

2006-07-14 10:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by Migity696 3 · 0 0

1 - grammar and spelling are required.
2 - it is like a fire hose, when it first starts you don't know what you're getting... there's the dual stream, the wicked sideways vector, or the full on "wow I really need to go"... obviously you weren't aware of all the possibilities...

Oh, and there's splashing... especially if you are over 6'.

2006-07-14 10:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pisses out of the toilet? what? you mean opens the door and pisses into the living room???

2006-07-14 10:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by SpankmasterFlex 2 · 0 0

not me!i always raise the seat when i have to piss.its like the verse i saw 1 time in a rest room i stopped into.....be like dad not like sis,lift the lid before you piss.

2006-07-14 10:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just to piss off girls like you.

2006-07-14 10:16:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my thingy is big but its not like its in the bowl to aim directly.but i can actually control my piss now

2006-07-14 10:21:28 · answer #8 · answered by super_hottie_16 2 · 0 0

Hey, it's hard to piss long range...

2006-07-14 10:16:44 · answer #9 · answered by anthonydavidpirtle 3 · 0 0

I don't miss the toilet. Only retards do that.

2006-07-14 10:17:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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