Sit at home with a cuppa or go out, get hammered on Stella, chat some birds up then go for a chicken madarse?
2006-07-14 03:05:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
To clarify,
Stella is strong, very lovely lager
Birds are attractive young ladies 18 - 30
Chicen Madarse is Chicken Madras curry, exept the restraunt I get it from seems to send your **** mad on a sat morn
2006-07-14 03:12:55 · update #1
Geekie V.. I think you are attracted to the Citygent. Fancy a night out? I'll bring the Hula Hoops.lol
2006-07-14 09:51:30 · update #2
Beg Pardon GeekieV, You are under the spell of the Citygent merely by your response good lady. Ha.
2006-07-14 10:09:19 · update #3
No need for Imodium. The Citygent has a crate of bog rolls strategically positioned within the beer fridge at optimum cool temperature to aleviate said ring sting. Hope that isn't too graphic me lady.
2006-07-14 10:24:04 · update #4
My bowel movements have been your pleasure lass. It's been lovely doing business with yer. (I love you by the way)
2006-07-14 10:35:36 · update #5
Stella,stella,stella!!!! Madras take away then chuck side portion of the bad boy stuff on the side! Citygent I no how to live it up!!
2006-07-14 03:11:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think I will offer a rather radical suggestion to your usual tinctures!!!
How about a nice cup of Darjeeling, accompanied by a delightful selection of sandwiches and scones whilst listening to Barry Manilow's CopaCabana and reading the Readers Digest..........
I daresay at this current moment you are totally inebriated on low quality Stella, been leering at the latest Nuts magazine whilst singing along to Aerosmith. You will be about to head out with "the lads" to your local pub which will be running a "all doubles £1" night, you will have your chest rug displayed, strong aftershave and a long list of jokes to have a "bit of blue" for the boys later!!
Have fun.....if you can remember it!!
Additional note:
How quaint of you CityGent to believe me to be "under your spell"!! I think you good Sir are amazed that I outwit you at every turn - and this is attractive to you!!
Additional note 2:
Oh dear you truly are intoxicated with something...me! But, I guess that is just so understandable!! Have you got the Imodium in for tomorrow morning to relieve the symptoms of excess Vindaloo??!!
Additonal note 3:
I regretted sending above question as realised CityGent has a history of no nonsense, straight talking, yorkshire styley, a spade is a spade or as in your case a loo roll is a bog roll!! Most informative and entertaining of you to share your intestinal outputs with t'internet!
Additional note 4:
I know you love me...ha!
Anyway, as they might say in GeoffBoycottville......... "nay yer a reet funny lad and by the sword of ecky thump get sum supping dun and 'ave a reet good kip".
2006-07-14 16:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get the stella chat up a woman and instead of the curry get sweet an sour instead the sugar rush from that and the stella should give you enough energy to give bonk the night and day away
2006-07-15 19:16:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One would suggest that 10 pints of wife beater, followed by a quick bang against a nightclub loo and topped with a good old ruby could make for an excellent evening.
2006-07-14 10:12:26 · answer #4 · answered by nkellingley@btinternet.com 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink stella all night then try and pull a bird called stella thats a challenge
2006-07-14 10:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chill out at home with a cuppa, get an early night, some beauty sleep then get out and knock em dead tomorrow night
Where you gonna be? You can chat me up and buy me drinks all night if you like...
lol
2006-07-14 10:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by super_star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd stick with Stella if she's up for it, but try a Korma instead of Madras easier on the a..e!
2006-07-14 14:57:17 · answer #7 · answered by bronx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should sit at home have a cuppa, get ready and go out and get leathered on stella, then chat up a fit bird, take her for a curry and eat it off her.
2006-07-14 10:12:01 · answer #8 · answered by bubble 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, going out on a Friday night - I dream of past days... Now I have 2 children, and my Fridays consist of looking forward to Jonathan Ross - how very sad. Enjoy yourself whatever you do!
2006-07-14 10:11:06 · answer #9 · answered by Roxy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in exactly the same dilemma myself ...... checking out the answers people have given you ... I'm gonna crack a bottle of wine the minute I send this , just to get me warmed up . then it's out on the lash ... Take care
2006-07-14 10:14:31 · answer #10 · answered by oilworker2525 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋