Isn't it scary the people that walk amoung us every day?

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution...
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific". .
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. Yep, they walk among us, too.
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Answer 1

That was awesome to read over a cup of coffee ......thanks for the laugh.

Answer 2

sure i believe angels take quite a few sorts. My chum observed an angel status on the foot of her mattress - she concept it became her hubby and then realised he became dozing - she regarded round back to ascertain a parent which then disappeared, she believed it became an angel : ) i understand human beings that've considered angels in church. i purchased a video yrs in the past about angels and the memories are appealing. there are a form of references contained in the bible about angels - some are in human sort and others like Michael the archangel are warrior angels. The bible talks about them being ministering spirits despatched forth to do God's artwork. Psalm ninety one:11 '' For he will command His angels appropriate to you to guard you in all of your procedures'' - this became the Psalm that became prayed in the course of the first international warfare by technique of the 91st Brigade of the military who ,prayed together each day, in spite of the indisputable fact that they were engaged in 3 of the bloodiest battles contained in the warfare, those squaddies had no wrestle appropriate casualties. I believe whips element: existence is a continuous journey - no starting up or end. properly with God there became no starting up - He has always existed - we start up even as were born - yet then back; God predestined us - He planned us in His heart lengthy before we were born ; )

Answer 3

During the height of the great New York City garbage collector's strike, years ago, everybody's trash was piling up until they could get a contract. Except for one bright fellow. He worked for a department store, in the gift wrapping department. All he had to do was gift-wrap his trash and leave it on the trunk of his car. It was always gone by the time he came out of work, every day.

What would we do without 'THEM'...?

Answer 4

it is pretty scary
i work at a discount variety store thats called the Reject Shop

i no.... i no....

everyone that walkes past feels compelled to ask me if i too am a reject for working there, much like the people who when i ask if their account is savings they laugh and say "more like spendings"

unh

Answer 5

People now in days

Answer 6

Thats really funny.And also very true!

Answer 7

good ones

Answer 8

and so many of them are right here on yahoo answers!

Answer 9

wow! now i am afraid!!! lol