give out as whacky ones as possible
2006-07-14 01:12:13 · 15 answers · asked by Matt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 lzy to type ans..
2006-07-14 01:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by cralas 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lazy man does not stand up. So height can not be measured.
Eating pre digested food in bed.
2006-07-14 08:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the small toy store I work for, we sell a spaghetti-twirling fork and a motorized ice cream cone.
Are we really that lazy that it's too much of a bother to twirl our own regular fork or turn a regular cone ourselves? :-)
2006-07-14 08:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by lifelover581 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sitting on the seashore n shitting n waiting 4 the wave to come over n wash the b*tt
2006-07-14 08:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by queries 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twice as tall as the lazy dude, dude.
2006-07-14 08:15:10 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its 0 height can't be measured if anyone is lazy
2006-07-14 08:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by Theone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answering this question using voice recognition software, so I don't have to type it.
2006-07-14 08:20:09 · answer #7 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ADOPTION
any 1 readin this, dont be offended this is just a joke
2006-07-14 09:35:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cobwebs growing in a woman's P***Y.
2006-07-14 10:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my case, about six feet tall.
2006-07-14 08:35:37 · answer #10 · answered by ĴΩŋ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋