I have a medical ailment. What do you think it is? if you guess right you get 10 points!
A clue: it's not quite dangerous & it's common.
2006-07-14 00:15:18 · 26 answers · asked by giggsmania 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You probably have gangrene.
Red Or Green
Two men are sitting in the doctor's office. The one looks at the other one and says, "What are you here for?"
The man replied "I have a red ring around my p_e_c_k_e_r, What are you here for?"
The other man said, "I have a green ring around my p_e_c_k_e_r."
The doctor called the man with the red ring first in his office and examined him.
As he was walking out he told the other guy it was no problem.
The doctor called the man in with the green ring around his p_e_c_k_e-r and examined him.
The doctor says, "Your p_e_c_k_e_r is gonna fall off and you are gonna die".
The mans says, "What?? You told the man with the red ring he was ok, but I'm gonna die??"
The doctor said, "Yes but there's a lot of difference lipstick and gangrene!"
2006-07-14 18:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pimples
2006-07-14 07:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by mu_sa_kossan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asthma
2006-07-14 07:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by TheAnomaly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chicken pox
2006-07-14 07:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sunburn!
2006-07-14 07:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by Cherstin and Adam F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cold?
2006-07-14 07:19:39 · answer #6 · answered by Chikki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I did not answer for points...I answered because the question was just boring....so I wanted to let you know that...
2006-07-14 07:56:17 · answer #7 · answered by 4u2nv® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fever?
2006-07-14 07:18:33 · answer #8 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A split nail.
2006-07-14 07:40:40 · answer #9 · answered by ideaquest 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're just taking vitamins dear. Vitamins are still medicine isn't it?
2006-07-14 10:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by pRoFouNd PrOfunDiTy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋