What kind of funny things does your toddler say?

Question

my 2 yr. old loves bumbob quarebants and doris and her pack pack.

Answer 1

NOT FUNNY BUT CUTE GOES CRAZY WHEN DRAGON TALES COMES ON SHE JUMPS AROUND AND THEN CROTCHES DOWN HOLDS UP HER HANDS LIKE CLAWS AND STARTS GROWLING.

Answer 2

My son nevertheless does that, fantastically in the bathe. i imagine it’s also because there’s a mild echo and he thinks it’s notably cool. He smiles each and every time he speaks into the nook. LOL. And even as he notices his shadow, LMAO, it’s HILARIOUS! He watches his shadow and doesn’t watch the position he’s going. He’s had some extra bruises because of it. yet guy oh guy is my son obsessed on football. I’m no longer joking! He recognizes professional football team emblems from a mile away. the first difficulty he asks even as he wakes up is, “the position’s the football? the position’d it flow?”. He’s slept with it formerly in his palms. He’s presented it into activities bars on Sunday’s and he receives a booster seat for it so he can placed it down and surely use his palms. He should be in an total blown hissy, bawling and crying and screaming, and a football commercial pops up on television, he’ll supply up, wipe his tears, smile as vast as should be, and commence in about football throughout again. even as someone screws up a play, he says “Come ON”. even as he sees a great play, he claps actual difficult and says, “Niiiice”. We’re wide football freaks or maybe this toddler is too a lot for us. LOL. notwithstanding it certain as heck is hilarious that the boy loooooves football! word: I swear a number of those are SO hilarious! i respect the first poster with the opera singer in the tummy button. LOL.

Answer 3

Heyyy BABYGIRL!!! So funny the way he says it. Mostly everything he says makes me laugh. He is my comedy routine everyday. I love it. Only wish I could be a stay at home mom again and spend all my time with him during the day. Atleast he kept me laughing the job sure as hell doesnt LOL

Answer 4

2 1/2 yrs calls grasshoppers asshoppies. She's really into these this summer. When my brother was little he called firetrucks, firefu*ks. The preachers mouth fell open.

Answer 5

My son likes The Little Mermaid, he watched it a few times. We were at my grandmas house and she had a backstracher and he found it and said Look a dinglehopper. In the little mermaid she collects things and she had a fork that the pelican said was a dinglehopper, it was hilarious.

Answer 6

When my son was about 22 months his fave fruit was grapes and he used to stand at the kitchen door behind the safety gate w/ his little bowl and say "beeps, beeps". His little voice was so cute and sweet.

Now that he's six he's started to make up alot of things and he makes up names for me, right now he calls me Soozie, cracks himself up so much he can't even get the word out w/ out laughing!

Answer 7

Mine tends to say dordora, and yep pack pack too....I think the funniest thing she does is when she watches the wiggles. She'll stand with her hands on her hips and shake her hips saying "wiggy wiggy." It's hil;arious. She's 27 months

Answer 8

You know how at rock concers they make some sor of symbol with their hand and sick their tongue out (like KISS) and nodd their head like heir "moshing", well my 2 yr old points her fingers in the air and sticks out her tongue and begins to shake like she's having a seizure, it looks scary at first bu after you see her do it once its hilarious! We go her on video and we are going to send it into AFV....

Answer 9

My 18 month old comes out with more and more everyday. They are just too precious. Here are a few.

Creamcream (icecream)
fop (stop)
whahappen?
siyee (silly)
woeey (Zoey)
cookcook (Cookie Monster)

Answer 10

my1.5 year old brother says "boo" -from boom- when he fells down. He says also 'boo', meaning shoes. He says many other cute words, but i dont write them coz they are from greek words and they won't be understood by a lot people!

They aren't sooo funny things that he says, but he is my little brother -i am 14 years elder than him!!- and i really really love him, so anything he says, sounds fantastic to me!

Answer 11

my son is almost 3 years old. The other night after getting out of the bath tub he looks at me with a completely serious look on his face and says "look mommy my pee pee is getting bigger" It took all I had to keep a strait face.