What is the problem to which the solution is the international meeting of the Didn't Like Shawshank ...?

Question

...Redemption Society?

Answer 1

Al-Quieda having attacked a symbol of US economic neoimperalism, decided their next move is to target US cultural domination, and therefore decided to bomb Hollywood. As an unprecendented international audience gasped at the pictures broadcast of the blazing inferno, George Bush was straight on the case with direct aid to the region, in the form of a cinematic think tank on Where does US filmmaking go from here?

Answer 2

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