Can I share the World's Shortest Fairytale with you all?

Question

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted,never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, never football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.

THE END

Come on people, doesn't anyone have a sense of humour here? Its a joke! Oh la la....

Answer 1

And how long had she been a woman. She sounds like a bloke.

Answer 2

But what does she have to show for her life in the end? What is her legacy? Being a self-absorbed drunken pill-popping **** with money, and no one to pass it on to when she dies old and alone. Every party ends at some point, so what about when her party ends? Then what?

Answer 3

That's the most fantastic story I've read in a long time!

Answer 4

yep she lived happily ever after till she got old drank all her money and died all alone and they found her body after a week bitten and chewed by her dog

Answer 5

Sounds more like a horror story than a fairy tale.

Answer 6

Is it supposed to be funny,well it didnt raise a smile for me.

Answer 7

I think your mistaking that for the world worst spinster lie. :)

Answer 8

Y A W N

Answer 9

That's terrible.

Answer 10

no more pls