Need a couple more chuckles? Here you go...?

Question

i liked the second one personally...

Three hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. One says, "Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shoppin' today and bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain't got electricity!"
The others laugh. Then the other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothin', my wife's dumber than that! She went shoppin' yesterday and had a washin' machine delivered."
They all laughed and laughed. He went on, "Why nobody around here has plumbing!"
The third hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my woman’s got to be the dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and found six rubbers. Hell, she ain't got no dick!"

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis fifty times."

Answer 1

Superb!!! Whoa! I rate you 10/10

Answer 2

I sincerely wish you could see me rolling on the floor, the second one killed me!

Answer 3

LOL. 10/10!

Answer 4

hahahahah....both r good but i like da second one better too.

Answer 5

LOL

Answer 6

:)

Answer 7

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