2006-07-13 23:02:03 · 51 answers · asked by clara 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am God. Bow down to me. Mwoah ha ha ha!
2006-07-13 23:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by jocular_japes 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes I believe in god
2006-07-13 23:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by MJane21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. 1You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of god
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
2006-07-13 23:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by Atheist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and God believes in me.
I do not believe in the god the atheists have created so they can reject it. That is NOT God at all.
I do not believe God is an old man with a long beard throwing lightning bolts of suffering at people. That is a false god.
I do not believe in a god that is mean or angry, like the Calvinists.
I believe in a loving Daddy who has given us free will, and He wants us to sit on his lap and love us, (now and later)but we have to come to him of our own free will.
2006-07-13 23:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I do not believe in God.
2006-07-13 23:05:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-07-13 23:12:11 · answer #6 · answered by Ian H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I not only believe in what the layman would call God, but love him with all my heart.
It is those man made, money making, people enslaving, corrupt institutions called mainstream religions that I cannot abide.
Love and light
M
2006-07-14 04:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I do not believe in god but I do believe in fate sometimes.
2006-07-13 23:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by saucey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in one formless spiritual point of divine light as my GOD having all the qualities in Him. Moreover, belief in God is better than disbelief.
2006-07-13 23:31:15 · answer #9 · answered by agni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I do not. I do not believe in something that can not be proven to exist, but also the concept of god is flawed.
2006-07-13 23:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by gwad_is_a_myth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. God is a character from a piece of fiction.
2006-07-13 23:06:28 · answer #11 · answered by Away With The Fairies 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋