A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-accountant.
The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is
the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The accountant does not answer.
The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3
million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a
deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I
can interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my
damn money is!"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the
accountant where the 3 million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, "I don't know
what you are talking about."
The attorney interprets to the Godfather,
"He doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol,
puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks
the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my
damn money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant,
"Wants to know where it is!"
The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!,
the money is hidden in a brown suitcase
behind the shed in my backyard!"
The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"
The attorney interprets to the Godfather,
"He says, Go to hell, you don't have the guts
to pull the trigger."
2006-07-13 22:38:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks everyone....thanks *ty*
2006-07-14 12:13:11 · update #1
To which the deaf mute replies "hey I was only kidding". lololol
Nice one. 9/10
2006-07-13 22:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
4/5
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2016-11-06 08:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by jannelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha 10* /10
2006-07-14 17:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. One minor correction: you c.o.c.k ( I am putting periods after the letters because Yahoo will censor it, thinking it's the other one) a hammer, not a trigger. You would squeeze or pull a trigger. That's all.
2006-07-14 05:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by mac_guy_ver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can one not lol ? HAHAHAHA ..!!!
8/10..you lost two points because you did not say when this incident took place and how much time we have to go take a look if it is true...
2006-07-14 08:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know something....ive had the worst day ever and this was the best thing all day!
definetly the best lawyer joke ive heard in a while
keep em comin sweety, you always keep a smile on my face
2006-07-14 11:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, i enjoyed how it was as long as one of my epic novels i write on here, i loved it, i loved the part about the lawyer touching the mafia boss ever so gently, wait, was that in here??
i give it a 10/10, you always crack me up, i love it, you are so funny!!
2006-07-14 09:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful
I'd say 5 out of 5
Good luck.
2006-07-13 22:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by Eternity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....good one...8 1/2 outta 10
2006-07-13 23:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋