One day a mother duck and her ducklings were crossing a street when all of a sudden, the mother duck got ran over and died. The baby ducks were horrified. That same day, a mother skunk and her babies were walking down the street and the mother skunk got killed in the same way. The baby skunks were sad and helpless. The baby ducks saw what happened to their mother went over to them. One of the baby skunks cried, "Our mother died before she got to tell us what we were!" One of the baby ducks cried, "We don't know what we are either. Our mother just died before she got to tell us, too."
2006-07-13 22:20:47 · 11 answers · asked by pureessence 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then the babies saw a white man walking by and decided to ask him what they were. One of the baby ducks approached the man. "Excuse me, Sir? We were wondering if you could tell us what we were. Our mother died before she got to tell us." The man looked at the ducks and said, "Well, you have a beak, webbed feet, and you waddle, so you must be a duck." The baby ducks were very happy. Then one of the baby skunks approached the man. He asked, "Can you tell us what we are?" The man looked at the skunks for a moment and said, "Well, you're not white, you're not black, and you smell like sh*t, so you must be a Mexican.
2006-07-13 22:20:54 · update #1
ok ur jokes r good, i'll tell u another
Johnny the prick
One day Johnny was at school and the teacher asks the class if they thought of themselves as pricks to stand up. No one stood up. Later on in the afternoon she asked again for a moment, no one stood up but then Johnny stood up!Then the teacher asks, "Why do you think your a prick Johnny?" so Johnny answers, "Well for one, i've stood up, but mainly because I feel sorry for you standing by yourself."
2006-07-14 03:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am white but I will never say anything like that !
2006-07-14 05:33:25 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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he he
~Sachin
2006-07-14 05:23:27 · answer #3 · answered by Sachin Saurabh Saxena 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothin smells like a ripe beaner
2006-07-14 06:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by jonesing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very offensive, BUT very funny, i dont hink id be telling it in any pubs though...thanks.
2006-07-14 05:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by sevvy7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe but its not offensive to me. i am not a mexican!!
2006-07-14 05:24:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good racist joke
2006-07-14 05:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by Happy Alf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...lol.........you say it might but offensive and yet some bash at it......
how retarded
2006-07-14 05:45:01 · answer #8 · answered by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GLAD I'M NOT MEXICAN I'M BLACK
2006-07-14 16:19:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me guess........and ur an As- !
2006-07-14 05:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jules 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋