These are real comments made by teachers on their student report
cards:
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has
started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to
hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered
twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat
out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
2006-07-13 21:08:27 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
13. I'm afriad your kid is rowing with only one oar.
14. .........oh, you are with the sanitation department? No wonder your kids head is full of 5hit!
15. ........loL
2006-07-13 22:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 14⤊ 7⤋
Kindergarten Class
The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says "Grass is definitely green".
The teacher again replies, " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?".
The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question for class discussion".
The student replies, "Then I definitely s-h-i-t my pants"
2006-07-14 18:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's even funnier is all of these came from professors at Yale and were referencing G. W(ar) B.
2006-07-13 21:19:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! that's AWESOME. GREAT! my favorite one was 11. haha. 6 was very original. as for 12, when's the funeral?
2006-07-13 21:14:37 · answer #4 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked
14. .........oh, you are with the sanitation department? No wonder your kids head is full of 5hit!
2006-07-13 22:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by Happy Alf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee-hee!! But they can't be real...The teacher would be fired.
2006-07-13 21:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, seriously?
2006-07-13 21:14:37 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow... those are really cruel teachers lol
2006-07-13 21:22:23 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...thats a little harsh.
2006-07-13 21:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by d;lfkgmhklf,gh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this really true??? This is hilarious
Cheers!!!!
2006-07-13 21:36:31 · answer #10 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋