1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word were misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever
know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the
words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already
there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
18. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when
you know the batteries are dead?
19.Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in
front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
2006-07-13 21:07:53 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here are a few more:
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
2006-07-13 21:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 13⤊ 2⤋
Who is Webster? the first english dictionary was written by Samuel Johnson 251 yrs agos.
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2016-11-06 08:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by jannelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-13 21:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u urself are confused and mixed up in all these question, u urself dont know what u want, and what u want to solve or get the answer
2006-07-13 21:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by adorableguy000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-13 21:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-13 22:48:22 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Carlin,Is that you?
2006-07-13 21:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-13 21:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by Black sea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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