♥And another Love it or Hate it joke of the night♥?

Question

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

Answer 1

hahahahaha
thanks for the laugh ,
that was a funny one i hadn't heard before.

Answer 2

Hispanic Ghost Story...


   This happened in a little town in New Mexico and even though it
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true:

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark and stormy night. The night was cold and wet and no cars went by.  The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car coming towards him and stopped. The guy,without thinking about it, got in the car, closed the door, and only then realized  that there was nobody behind the wheel! The car starts going again, very slowly. The guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared, he starts to pray and begs for his life. Just before the car hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and turns the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared each time the car approached a curve. Gathering his strength, he gets out of the car and runs all the way to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he goes into a cantina, asks for two shots of tequila and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he just went
through. A silence enveloped everyone when they realized the guy was crying hysterically and wasn't drunk. About a half hour later, two other guys walk into the same cantina and one said to the other, "Mira, Pedro. That's the Pendejo that got in the car while we were pushing it!"

Answer 3

LOL ....... Good 1 .......

Here's 1 in return .......

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decides to hire herself out as a handyman-type and starts canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She goes to the front door of the first house and asks the owner if he has any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch," the man says. "How much do you charge?"

The blonde says, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agrees and tells her that the paint and ladders that she might need are in the garage. A short time later, the blonde comes back to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the man says. "Yes," the blonde answers, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reaches in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde adds, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Answer 4

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Great one. Can't believe I am reading jokes at 3 am when I should be sleeping. Thanks for the laugh. :)

Talking about alligators...here is one.

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe pits and some apple and peach tree. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the
Bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator.

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Answer 5

Great ! Keep it comming ... .

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation for sex with his wife.

Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously ‘What ya doin dad?’ His father quickly replied,

‘I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.’

To which Little Johnny replied ‘What ya gonna do, screw him?’

Answer 6

Lol, it is tremendous!! How about this one: There are 3 workmen operating in this construction that hasn't been complete yet, an Irishman, a Scot and an Australian. The get speaking and at last the communication turns to the lunches that their different halves make for them. The Irishman say "If my spouse makes me baked potatoes for lunch one extra time, i will bounce of this construction." Now let's keep in mind that this construction is tremendous and certain to have many metal poles protruding in random places, so survival likelyhood is low. yet, the different workmen nodded their information. next became the Scot, he said "If my spouse makes me mutton for lunch lower back, i will bounce off the construction." lower back, all of them nodded. finally the Australian spoke out, in his loud, particularly coarse voice he said "If my wive makes me vegimite sandwiches for lunch lower back, i will bounce off the construction too." The day passes and they carry jointly lower back on the accurate of the construction for lunch the subsequent day. They each and each pull out their lunches and consider the contents. "Oh no longer lower back" said the Irishman and he ran to the fringe of the construction formerly jumping off the side. "I informed her no mutton!!" said the Scot and he observed the Irishman to his lack of life. The Australian regarded at his lunch, sighed and observed right now in the back of. After the incident, the different halves accrued and said the deaths of their husbands. "If in basic terms he had informed me that he did not like baked potatoes" said the Irishman's spouse. The different halves nodded their information. "If in basic terms I had listened at the same time as he informed me how a lot he hated mutton" said the spouse of the Scot. lower back the different halves nodded their information. The different halves became and regarded on the spouse of the Australian with anticipation. The Australian lady became turning purple and clenching her fists. SHe hit her fists on the table formerly yelling "The stupid fool made his own lunch!"

Answer 7

Alright!You managed to insult two different classes of people in one joke.And we're not even counting "blond cajuns".Cool!

Answer 8

lol... this reminds me of the computer games where you kill monsters and see if they drop treasures... I think the girl played too much computer games... heheh

Answer 9

very old not funny sry nice try give it another crack plz

Answer 10

HAHA! Great one.