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Jimmy and Darlene were found dead by the police. They were together in a room both laying on their sides. When the police searched the incident scene, the only thing they could report was two dead bodies, a table with nothing on it, some broken glass on the floor, and the bodies surrounded by water (later confirmed by the lab). What happened here and why are Jimmy and Darlene such prime victims?

2006-07-13 19:18:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

jimmy and darlene are goldfishes... the the broken glass is the fishbowl

2006-07-13 19:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 1

Jimmy smashed Darlene with a block of ice b4 drinking the fast acting poison and falling to the floor smashing the glass.

2006-07-14 02:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by blasted 3 · 0 0

Fish Heads
Fish Heads
Rollie Pollie Fish Heads
Fish Heads
Fish Heads
Eat Them Up YUM!

2006-07-14 02:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 0 0

Duh,Jimmy and Darlene were dumb-asses?

2006-07-14 02:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0 0

They are Goldfish and some idiot knocked over their bowl and it broke. Everyone knows you buy Goldfish they are usually dead in a week.

2006-07-14 02:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by maddmudder 3 · 0 0

they were acting out the Romeo and Juliet play

2006-07-14 03:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Agree with igloo..

2006-07-14 03:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by it me! 1 · 0 0

they were overdosed because they were drunk and the glass was the bottle of alcohol. maybe?

2006-07-14 02:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0 0

i agree with the igloo.

2006-07-14 02:31:32 · answer #9 · answered by d;lfkgmhklf,gh 4 · 0 0

fishes die on their sides

2006-07-14 02:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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