A guy comes up to a woman at the office and he
tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman
immediately goes to her supervisor to file a
sexual harassment suit. The supervisor says,
"What’s wrong with someone telling you that your
hair smells nice"? The woman replies, "he’s a
midget".
2006-07-13 19:11:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol okay mwahaha ^^
2006-07-15 05:38:15 · update #1
good one better than the gal who is asking everyone whether they like sponge bob
2006-07-13 19:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by !diya! 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Her is another "short" joke for you.
The Unfaithful Wife And The Midget
The couple had been married for twenty years. It was a happy, wonderful marriage, except that the wife was very unfaithful.
The husband finally got so tired of her unfaithfulness that he made her promise to never again be untrue to him.
One day he came home and found her in bed with a midget.
He cried out, "My wife, my love, after you made all those promises, I find you in bed with another man, and a midget at that!"
She replied, "My dearest husband, the love of my life, do you not believe me, do you not see, do you not understand? I am tapering off."
2006-07-14 02:31:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who the heck do you people think you are tearing this lady down for writin humorous jokes, i laughed all day at this one, i am still laughing, why so much hate from all you bitche s?! just remember that they hate talent because they don't have it, keep up the good writing and i will always be there to laugh, unless i am away or doing something else or not paing attention, or riding a bike or skiing, 10/10!!
2006-07-14 16:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Russ's Midget one
2006-07-14 02:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper becomes excited and says "You have a drink named Bob?"
2006-07-14 02:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why some of these guys can't take joke? themselves never posts just be here to criticize. Keep it up Lookin
2006-07-15 00:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
d h told a funnier one. The one you told was so stupid, it didn't even deserve a "ha", but the one that d h told, I almost fell out of my chair laughing (for real)
2006-07-14 02:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignorant but cute.
2006-07-14 02:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by maddmudder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm ok i think im just gonna stop reading your jokes lol
2006-07-14 02:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!!!1 That is so funny! At first I thought I had heard this one before but no!!! Thanks for the laugh I needed it!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-14 02:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋